I was sooooo looking forward to pancakes this morning. Sooooo.

Key word: was.

Procedure did not go at all. Things aren’t running clear enough. I’ve been sent home to continue liquid diet (ie – green diet jello and banana popsicles and tea) with orders to take mass dose of laxatives at 5 PM, and then start 64 ounces of Miralax from 7 PM to Midnight. Be BACK in office at 5:45 AM for 6:30 procedure. My blood sugar is all over the place.

I’m very hateful right now. I hate everyone. I do. All of you suck. Well, Richard doesn’t suck. Neither does Suitor or Spawn. Some of you I might let off the hook. Some of you. Maybe.