Richard Pics that make me happy

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Richard Armitage

So there is this… well… thing going around… in which Richard Lovers everywhere have been asked – what Richard pictures makes you smile? Makes you happy? What 10? 

 

And I immediately had a dilemma. I mean…. baaaaaaaaaad bad dilemma. 

I mean – think about it. Richard. He might not be on YOUR top beautiful people list, but he is definitely on the tippy top of mine! 

 

 

No, but your ovaries will go – 

 

 

Either way, I quickly found myself in a serious quandary. What 10? I started separating and stopped after 42. The problem? 

 

Well DUH! The subject matter!!! 

 

And what I was coming up with my favorite Guy pics…

favorite Richard beard? 

Favorite Pirate…

(I didn’t do this. Hell, I didn’t do ANY of them.) 

Fav Guy restrained…

 

and he LIKES it…. just my kinda Guy!!! 

 

Of course we have ARMitage and Arseitage and bulgitage…

 

BUT… I have to narrow it down to 10. Considers those before as freebies. So. 10 pictures of Richard that make me just…. aw….. puppies. In no particular order. 

 

 

I do like that one. But I adore this one 

 

Notice: All opinions are subject to change without notice

 

Counting Silver Hairs

For sometime, I have had a single long strand of silver tinsel residing in the lock of hair that lays over my left shoulder. It has not bothered me – truth it bothers my younger sister more than it bothers me. At my advanged age (52) I expected this to happen much sooner than later and the one, solitary strand didn’t bother me.

Actually, I thought it was rather pretty, all glittery and shiny, laying on its bed of brown satin.

However, I woke up this morning and discovered the strand had 2 new playmates. I’m not sure I like this. In fact I’m quite sure I do NOT like it!

So I’m off to the drugstore for a bottle of Miss Clairol…

(not really, but still…)

Dwarf in Shorts!

I lost my grandfather to a heart attack and several of my great uncles have heart disease – and my precious Spawn was born with a Congenital Heart Defect and by the age of 16 had had 2 open heart procedures and several other heart procedures. Sending Adam my condolences on the loss of his father and sending prayers and good luck on the Marathon!

What is up with the weather???

If this isn’t the most messed up crap there is.

Last Wednesday, Atlanta was buried in snow… okay we weren’t BURIED but for us, it was just… OHDEARGODWE’VEGOTSOMUCHSNOOOOOOOW!!!

It didn’t even get above FREEZING!!!!!

My girly-parts were blue. Where’s Sir Guy when you need him???

and my friends up north are all acting like…

we’ll dig out our cars and come save you!!!

Thanks but no thanks.

And then yesterday, It was… 71 here.

Yes. 71. Bright Sunshine, happy.

And my same bud, who was making fun is whining… I mean like a li’l ole bay-bee…

I WENT IN THE DITCH TWICE THIS MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK!!!!! TWICE! Had to be hauled out!!! This is the FIFTH time I’ve gone in the ditch!!! Look at this…

My car…

and this is my propane tank!!!

And we’re going to get dumped on AGAIN!!! It’s awful!!!

And i’m thinking… you made fun of us last week and now you’re going to whine???

so I sent this..

BEHOLD!!! OUR CATFISH POND WHERE THE STUDENTS GO FISHIN’ during Gym!!!

See dat? No snow! none. 71 degrees!!!! We be in shorts, sucka!!!!

And we had earthquakes over the weekend…

She’s not speaking to me.

WTH???

What the hell?

 

 

PEOPLE! I get sick and the entire fandom goes batshit! STOP IT! I don’t care who doesn’t like who, who thinks this one is apeshit or that one is apeshit. 

 

You’re ALL apeshit.

 

I’m apeshit. Get over it! No one wants to hear wank! NO ONE! Wank amongst yourselves, do not take the wank elsewhere because then you to look just as apeshit and the person you think is apeshit! 

 

No I’m fracking well NOT taking sides! I got sucked into this before elsewhere. Wasted 4 years of what could have been beautiful, but it was WASTED! 

Now shut up and eat your cheesecake!

 

 

I’m going to go write porn. 

We were promised a Blizzard… we got ice.

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blizzard 2014, Guy day, Valentines Day

So while the vast majority of the country makes fun of us Southern Hicks and our paltry 6 to 9 inches of snow,

our lack of snow plows and our running around the grocery stores, screaming like Chicken Little…

We’re dug out and YOU AIN”T!!!!! *blows raspberries.*

After sub-zerio freezing temperatures (not really) and Antarctic Conditions (erm… no. But it did stay BELOW freezing for about 36 hours) temps warmed significantly yesterday afternoon, making for more habitable conditions. Behold…

We started with this, remember??? 

MELT-OFF!!! 

You can call off the search and rescue dogs for our missing decorative rocks. As you can see, we found them.

 

See really… they’ve been found. A bit cold and frozen but otherwise alright. 

Of course now we have a Southerners TRUE Worry. It’s not snow, but ICE… 

 

Ice, ice baby. We haz it!

But we have a problem. See, up until 2 weeks ago, it’s been reasonably warm – for winter – down here (more of what we are used to.) and our spring plants are confused. I submit for your inspection…

 

DAFFODILS! 

 

That’s not Mickey Mouse. Those are Daffodils…which I love almost as much as roses and tulips… but I’m telling you those suckers have BUDS! I keep considering planting crocuses – they would be blooming in this but every year my mom says they won’t BE here next year and I intend to spread my wings and fly this miserable chicken coop when the economy gets better.

 

Which ain’t happening. 

 

However, my son loved it… remember that cute little Sass-Master I posted a few weeks back??? (Go look if you missed it. I don’t have THAT many posts to have to go hunt and peck.) He now looks like this…

 

Light of my Life. I was told I would never have children.so he was a total shock – not only to me, but to my doctor, as well. (Really! When the tests came back, he looked at me and said – HOW DID THAT HAPPEN???? I just to stare) 

Now, we shall take a moment to appreciate hormonal bliss and wild beauty

 

 

I’m not talking about HER… I’m talking about HIM!!! (I don’t want smarmy messages – but all you got was the back of her head.) Here… try this one…

Now, I’m going to put on the 15 bean Cajun Soup. I promised it yesterday and Spawn, the SassMaster was most put out when I forgot. While I do that, please enjoy these Valentine Day’s gifts. Two were made for me by Jollytr – who thinks this will help me write faster…. she might be right… the rest were picked up around tumblr and SHOULD be marked accordingly…(The only graphics ability I have are the wretched paint captions you saw above.) 

 

 

 

Snow Blizzard Storm Packed-in 2014 Part Duh!

We have some serious snow on the ground, folks. Well, for Georgia that is. Atlanta has learned its lesson and everyone is staying the hell home. We stocked up this time. I suspect someone in my household will walk around the corner to the Golden Pantry sometime today for milk and nutty buddies. 

 

What is it about ice cream in the winter???? 

 

Friends of mine who live in the county up the road from me (like seriously, the next county over) woke up to 6 inches of snow yesterday morning. Her husband wasn’t paying attention and went outside to warm up his truck and stepped into all 6 inches. 

 

He was wearing flipflops. And apparently he woke the entire neighborhood. That’ll learn ya! 

 

We were supposed to get 7 to 9. We got 3. This is why we normally don’t take these dire warnings seriously down here. The weatherman predicts the Apocalypse. We get a zombie fart. Of course, in the afternoon, when the fell winds of whatever hell they came from, another inch was knocked from the trees to the ground. It then began to snow again after sunset and now we have roughly 6 to 7 inches. 

 

But I digress. You REALLY want to see the crappy pictures, taken with my crappy cellphone through the screen. I aim to please. 

 

 

The stoop is gone. So is the front step. 

  

 

This is UNDER the eaves, the overhang. We never get snow here. 

 

The bottoms of our blueberry bushes are completely snowed in and You can’t tell where our driveway meets the weeds. 

 

 

Around that tree are decorative stones. They are several inches high. They have gone missing. If you see them, please send them home. Attach packets of hot chocolate to them. I will find them! 

 

In the meantime, school has been cancelled through Friday. I suspect my redneck babies are at the school anyway, doing donuts in the parking lot in their hand-me-down trucks that suit them fine. While I don’t get paid for the lost work, at least I’m not out of work due to illness, which I am – I am mighty, hear me cough… coughcoughcoughhackupalung. 

 

Which leaves me with drugs and more drugs… and we know what happens when I medicate…

 

Oh Guy???? C’mere, you sexy beast….

Thar be snow!!!!

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winter storm

I woke up this morning to this…

 

 

7 to 9 inches we are expected to have before the ice storm hits tonight. 

 

I see writing writing writing in my future… the Muses are pleased. 

 

Also, after a relatively quiet day lung wise, I woke up at 3 AM unable to breathe so… there be inhalers, cough syrup (not the hard stuff yet) and decongestants in my future. Like the minute I finish this post.

 

Meaning… well… porn. 

And so we welcome… what’s this one’s name? Pax?

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winter storm in Georgia

Pax? PAX? What kind of name is that to give a winter storm. Loki! Loki is definitely a better name!!!

And so it begins.

Remember, this is just the beginning…

It’s actually snowing pretty dang…. softly at this point. Actually, that’s not haze in the background – it’s falling snow.

the back yard gets it better for some odd reason. Prolly the lack of trees.

And the temps are dropping.

We have a ham in the oven, beans simmering… I have my trusty Sprite and sinus meds and the chattering in my head is becoming quite noisy. I might set this all down and pick up my trusty crochet needle and see if I can master that.

HAH!

Prepared to weather the storm.

So while our governor has called in the sleddogs and the mushers and is now – hopefully – prepared for the impending downfall of snow, sleet, and ice, not necessarily in that order, schools – including mine – have barred the doors for quite possibly the end of the week, making for very happy children.

 

Until they find out that spring break has been cancelled. Heh. Then we’ll see. 

 

In the meantime, my father, being the man of the house he is, has gone out and stocked up on the necessary things for us to have while snowed/sleeted/iced in. 

 

 

I had hoped and prayed he would bring home THIS

 

 

but seeing how much of this

 

and this

 

 

Is in the house, it might have been kind that he did NOT bring home this

 

or this

 

 

(he’s happy to see me, obviously) 

 

or this

 

 

However I have plenty of THIS in the pantry to amuse me and subdue me

 

and this…

 

stuff that usually makes me dream about stuff like this

 

 

and this…

 

yessirreebob.

 

I am ready for Pax.