• About

zee's muse

~ Proudly Perving on British Men for over 35 years!

zee's muse

Monthly Archives: April 2016

I am in a tailspin

28 Thursday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 3 Comments

31 hours. My blood sugar has sky rocketed and i’ve been at a full stop trying to figure out why! I’m eating right, taking care of myself, no cokes… and then it hit me.

Stress.

Testing deadlines were extended, so I’m testing my more difficult grade level next week in their teacher’s classroom with the teacher there. So we have an extra week of review. That’s helping.

My little ones tho… they’ve blown this test out of the water. I’m SOOOO pleased!

but still….. 31 hours…

31 hours.

I’m going to assume everyone has seen the new released interview with Richard. Lovely, right? Have some Richard.

tumblr_and8nsxgE2Z1rhvpymo2_1280

tumblr_ancx894cCho1qcznkqo3_250

tumblr_ancowqpkllZ1sh6br8o5_500

tumblr_nqmn858Ed41rhvpymo8_540

I love pissed off, I’m not taking your shit, Giz

tumblr_n6envrck2I1sco9ceo1_500

Those eyes…

tumblr_n7uk3lTQY21s7nakbo1_400

tumblr_n038b7u66U1rbzfi5o2_500

Not Guy but those arms…

Sunday Beefcake.

25 Monday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 4 Comments

First things first…

Five more days five more days five more days!

Everything I ordered has shipped. I should have everything Thursday or Friday! YAY!

As I was worried about the pants, I went to the little clothing shop – a CATO’s – across the street from my subdivision. My current jeans are falling off me. Baggy. And I bought these in late July and they were snug then. So I made a beeline for the clearance rack.

OMG! I have dropped TWO Dress sizes (or four numbers if you’re counting singles!) I’m sooooo stoked!!! I bought faux leather pants. They were on sale for $2.99 – how disgusting is that??? I found heels that are comfortable. At least the 5 minutes I had them on, they were comfortable. So we’ll see…

I’m sooooo happy!

And now, it is time for Beefcake Sunday.

Ahem.

aw7xLLB_700b

enhanced-buzz-24291-1385387026-4

kilts

sexy_cowboySmall

.524987_4960912693537_1038432168_n

My work here is done. Please don’t be alarmed if I’m silent this week. I have a lot to do. The main part of the house is looking good, my cave and my bedroom aren’t. But that’s okay. I’m testing my little ones this week and that is a stressful time for everyone. Music. I am TESTING in music, how stupid is that? They’ve not done anything FUN in months! We’re going to sing our little hearts out next week. Silly songs. Lots of silly songs! The Crocodile Song. 5 Little Speckled Frogs! Little Bunny Foo Foo. I’m being eaten by a Boa Constrictor. We’re going to dance the High Low Dance, do the Grapevine, sing I feel Good! I’m having a pedicure done, taking a group to a concert, hanging pictures…

Going to a festival with someone I loved very much and I expect that same magic to happen again.

This convo actually happened

23 Saturday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 16 Comments

FFBF: So what are you doing today?

Me: Wouldn’t you like to know!!!! Hang on a few minutes and I’ll send you pictures!

FFBF: Oh??? (mentions something that I won’t share)

Me: Well, let’s just say I’m getting wet!

FFBF: PICTURES!

Look at your own risk. 

Continue reading →

Count Downs, Passover and GuyDay!

22 Friday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

I’m going to be fast and quick because I should have left 20 minutes ago and I”m not even dressed and I don’t have directions to where I am going.

Teacher Work day! I have a forum to attend at another HS at 9 AM. That’s where I”m supposed to go! Hmmm.

There are 20 days left of school.

and 7 days before MY  BIG EVENT!!!! YES!!!! We are very excited! I was called last night and told – do you realize today is the one month anniversary of when I contacted you? 

OH YES! This one won’t forget anniversaries! Where are my flowers?

I have my outfit picked out, just need to decide which cover up to wear. (It’s a tank top. Trust me, I need to cover up!

Uhm…. happy Passover to my friends who celebrate. I have an old post about that.

https://zeesmuse.wordpress.com/2015/04/06/for-my-friends-who-celebrated-passover/

It’s worth watching again. Even if you are not of the Jewish persuasion.

And now…. Guy Day!

tumblr_n4nj9seZzP1t7lcluo1_r1_500tumblr_n4lr1pRwcR1s1oat1o2_1280tumblr_n4lr1pRwcR1s1oat1o1_1280tumblr_muit2jdalW1s6oygdo4_400tumblr_n2ezbkGVbf1tu3l1co1_500 (1)tumblr_mu32djml7h1suhlrlo5_250tumblr_mpsu3dOq651qfz23mo2_500tumblr_ms8znwJVVc1qgrjvxo2_250

Have a great weekend. I’m cleaning house. Big time.

Movie Madness – last installment

21 Thursday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 6 Comments

For those of you who KNOW what’s going on…

9 days 9 days 9 days.

There is a huge festival going on in the next hamlet over that Saturday and we’ve decided to attend. One of the more popular ’60’s groups is playing and we figure, it will be a great time and if not, we’ll go downtown and wander. Downtown Savannah on a warm day on Saturday is ALWAYS a good time.

(No, not these two. Of course ONE of them is dead, but still…)

For you Dick Dale fans…

I think this one is my favorite.

Back on topic – sorta

Lots of talking has established we have a lot of things in common. My dealbreakers are his dealbreakers. (and no, he wasn’t agreeing with me, he asked me flat out – Do you? Uhm, no because of the asthma problem but other reasons as well. Great, because no matter how much I want this, it’s a dealbreaker.

Well yay!

And yes, there are somethings we DON”T agree on and we’ve decided just to agree to disagree. No use fighting or arguing about it. It’s nothing life-threatening.

We have a new baseball team as well (a summer college team) and seeing how he BLEEDS baseball and I do enjoy it, I guess we’ll be seeing some games.

Also, 25 days to the end of school. I’m SOOOOO ready for it! Totally stoked!

I have finally gotten my Kindle Fire to go online at the house. Yay. And now, I am addicted to Bubble Wars.

Yeah, I’m quite the adult.

And the new picture of Richard???? Thanks Richard, those WERE my ovaries…

OKAY! Time for the last installment of Movie Madness!

Day 28 – Your favourite animated film or children’s film

The last 2 weeks, I’ve seen a LOT of children’s movies. Massive testing of one group and then another. Of course, the group testing needs ABSOLUTE QUIET… so the ones NOT testing have been moved up into my wing and… well we’ve watched movies. I’ve seen some great ones – Bridge to Tibaithia (or something like that) – the Goosebumps movie wasn’t bad. I pulled out some old standbys – Chicken Run, Shrek, Despicable Me. Kung Fu Panda.

Good Burger. My 5th graders LOVED Good Burger.

I know.

But my favorite is STILL that little movie about a little robot who says very little and it is probably one of the sweetest love stories ever told.

Wall-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-_9n5DtKOc

and all of a sudden, my links aren’t embedding again. Sigh. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_X8N_SaU90

If you’re too embarassed to rent it on your, borrow a kid. Or don’t. 


Day 29 – A new movie you are most looking forward to

Urban and the Shed Crew

SleepWalker

Pilgrimage

What do we have to do to get these movies released? Really, Richard! Making them and then having them sit on the frickin’ shelf is like going to baseball practice and never attending a game! 

And last.


Day 30 – The next movie you plan to watch at the cinema

The next Star Wars movie. Then again, Former-Future boyfriend might haul me to something.

I’m a bit irate. I ordered some really cute clothes from a discount online company. I’ve been ordering stuff from them since I moved and never had a problem. Quality has been okay. I”m losing weight so it’s not like I want to spend a lot of money. Anyway, I was wanting these for my weekend next weekend and ordered 3 weeks ago.

Stuff should have shipped by now, so I checked the site – nope. Not due to ship until the day before I need them.

So I contact them. Stuff is supposed to ship 8 to 16 days. This is going to be way over. I don’t get an apology.

Yeah, our policy is 8 to 16 days and you’re going to just love this when it gets to you! Thank you for contacting us.

But these are now going to ship late. I ordered them on the 10th. I NEED them by the 28th.

Yeah, that’s our policy and these are just so cute! You should definitely have them by the 10th!

NO! I ORDERED Them on the 10th. I NEED them by the 28th! I’m going to be mighty pissed if they haven’t arrived by the 28th!

Well they are going out on the 28th and we’ll just keep our fingers crossed you get them in time for your event. You’re really going to love them! These are really cute!

My nice chip was all done out by then.

Well, you fucking well better get on your knees and pray that I get these by the 28th because if I don’t, I’m going to be a fucking canker on your ass! Please do not send me another email attempting to blow sunshine up my ass!

Silence.

Openly ignoring they’re not making their own deadline and not even an apology! Please!

Meaning I”m going to have to go out on the 28th and buy a smaller size jeans.

I was whining to Former-Future boyfriend, who decided I need a back rub and TLC. I told him crawling into his lap with my kindle fire and playing bubble wars would soothe me fine.

I was then asked if … well never mind what I was asked, just know it made me blush!

It’s time for bed. I’m off to play some bubble wars before I go to sleep.

How I should have spent my Spring Break

18 Monday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 20 Comments

Or how to pack your storage unit part 2.

I am a pack rat. I know I’m a pack rat. Please, when I left the southern part of Georgia, I originally left behind a 10 x 30, a 10 x 10 and a duplex that wasn’t mine fairly packed as well (well the 10 x 10 bedroom, and half… most of the 12 x 12 kitchen/dining area. I’m not a hoarder. There is a difference.)

I’ve been downsizing for a few years. The last time I went to the storage unit before I moved out, I didn’t think twice, just filled up the dumpster. I know I tossed ‘good’ stuff. I just couldn’t handle taking it to Goodwill anymore.

Anyway, when I moved up here, I purposely looked for a home with a garage. I lucked up with the 2 car (or 19 x 21) detached garage in the back. I was very grateful for the help I received loading and unloading. A girl can’t ask for more. My brothers were impressed. That is a feat unto itself.

Sadly because it was done in record time, my garage looked like this.

IMG_20160416_130138

Continue reading →

Sunday Beefcake

17 Sunday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 11 Comments

I have spent the weekend trying to find specific items in my garage.

IMG_20160416_130138

I have found 99% of my pots and pans and my dishes. All of them. I forgot how many dishes I had. Okay so the daily stuff is cheap plastic Melmak but I”m rather fond of it all. And you can still eat off of them. The majority of my mixing bowls did not survive – there are piles of disintegrated plastic shards in the bottoms of boxes.

Sadly I couldn’t find my silverware or my one lone box of clothing! I have a bathing suit I’d like to find… as well as some other pretty things I hope are still pretty.

Either way, after yesterday, I knew I was tripping over boxes of books and school music and miscellaneous and I’m just fed up so today it is pretty and we are tearing out the garage and repacking it. All the misc stuff is going in the back because it will be unpacked last. I just don’t care that much about it. We’re taking a lunch break and then we’re heading back out to it.

And I hope we find my silverware as well as my pretty things. I’m already finding things I forgot I had. Brownie. My teddy bear from back when I was 2. My old glasses – I mean elementary school. Dear God, those lenses are thick!

Brake Pads. I found brake pads in the box. I don’t know which car they were bought for. Hell I can’t even tell if they were used…

As I’m getting started Former-Future boyfriend texts me – I’m thinking of you. 

Well I’m thinking of you too! I’m thinking of those glorious long arms of yours (he’s 6 foot 3. Did I tell you he is 6 foot 3!!!) helping me in my garage!

He wasn’t silent long. What ever you need them for.  

He thinks it’s amusing I have unknown brake pads in my boxes. What sort of man is this? Does he have any clue he is getting involved with a packrat? A packrat who is trying to reform and not turn into a hoarder????

Sigh.

This house is a rental and I have great plans for the future so as I’m aware that someday I will be moving again, I do not, under any circumstances have to rent a 28 foot and two 12 foot trucks to move all of my possessions. One 28 foot truck should suffice.

It is time for BEEFCAKE! I don’t know about you, but I’m still salivating over the emergency beefcake from Sunday Evening.

Ahem.

Without further ado…

hasdawer

Vintage Beefcake

kilt-3 (1)

Kilted beefcake.

I have no idea who this man is, but damn…. SON! I could ride that stallion into the sunset!

rs_560x382-130614160641-1024.kraft.ls.61413

ZESTY Beefcake.  Hell of a way to sell salad dressing, eh?

Don’t judge me. You know your girly bits tingled.

tumblr_nnuheokXGM1u79o97o1_1280

Brock Beefcake

Who wants to tug on the drawstring?

Who wants to tug on it with their teeth?

tumblr_mj0dphx2C81qco5x8o2_250

Favorite Dwarven beefcake.

I feelt rejuvinated! Back to the grind!!!

Dear Net Galley

15 Friday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Okay. This post is simply me being snarky.

Recently, an author I follow very closely openly offered her book that is being released in August up for a free copy and review on Net Galley. Of course, I was all over that. The cost for the last one wasted my book budget for  damn near three months and I really didn’t want to wait until next year for it to drop to a reasonable price.

So I joined up and made the request…

After a week I get a lovely form letter telling me I didn’t meet the requirements to review a book. I don’t have a Book Review only Blog (general blogs like this one aren’t considered – bite me!) I don’t have a reviewer only Twitter or Facebook and I didn’t tell them where I work – like I’m going to do that, fuck you! I’m shocked they didn’t ask for my blood type. (A+ and I bleed Conservative!)

I’m just undesirable.

I like the author plenty. She’s awesome, but her publisher is a complete waste of oxygen. I’ll just wait I guess.

By the way, Net Galley, this is a general blog and it’s mostly about the books I read, Beefcake, and Richard Armitage. He’s so much nicer than you!

tumblr_n5kq4o94de1qfgn4xo1_250

Movie Madness

15 Friday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 13 Comments

I’m getting so bad at updating this.

Actually, I’m simply busy and sidetracked and exhausted. Testing continues, our kids are OFF the chain. Really.

15 days. You should know what I’m counting down. School is 26 days, but I’m counting the next 15 days!

Yisssssssssssss…..

My blood sugar yesterday morning was 110. PERFECT! It was 138 this morning, but I’m still happy with it. And, I discovered the school nurse has a scale in her office. Guess who has lost 7 pounds in the last 2 and a half weeks? Yeppers! Yours truly! That’s almost 30 pounds since July!!! Color me a happy camper.

And now… Movie Madness.

Day 25 – Your favorite western

I’m not a Western fan. Now, granted, I do like a good cowboy romance. There is something about a pair of well fitting jeans on a nice, tight ass…

So I had to do some deep thought. That really hurt.

The Three Amigos

Why aren’t my vids embedding anymore?

Martin Short. Chevy Chase. Martin Short. Steve Martin. Martin Short.

Real Western

Also:

Rango

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJgbv1nHBw

AH-yeah-ah!


Day 26 – A movie you feel you should see that you have never seen before

I feel bad about this one. I do. I know it’s excellent. I know it is. I’ve never seen it. I keep… I think it’s the emotional issue.

Schindler’s List

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FpB6qDGAE

History is cruel. Men are cruel. So is the future if we don’t learn from the past for it will repeat itself. 

I did not know this – Stephen Spielberg refused a salary for the project, saying it would feel like blood money. Much respect. 

Someday. I will get the courage to watch this film.

Tomorrow is Guy Day. And it will be 14 days. 14 days until the official courting of Zee begins. No, we are NOT dating. We are courting. Big difference.

Scary. But exciting.

I have forgotten

13 Wednesday Apr 2016

Posted by zeesmuse in Uncategorized

≈ 5 Comments

what state mandated testing is like. Really. When I taught at my last school, we did the ITBS in the fall and the state shit in the spring. They ran those things like a well oiled machine! They have now changed the State Shit to GMAS – Georgia Milestone Academic – I dunno what the last letter is for. And the school is literally on lock down until next Thursday when it’s completed.

This is ALL DAY SHIT! My room has been commandeered for the groups NOT being tested. I’m on a ‘cart’ – I wasn’t told this until I was leaving yesterday! Holy Hannah! At least my two grade levels that I’m testing in 2 weeks are pretty much nailed down and I”m able to work with them. I’ll be honest, my little ones will nail this thing! I”m going to be buying some serious pizza the last week of school. My not so little ones, I’m worried about. Really. No pizza there. We’ll see.

I had a teacher bitch me out. She can get over herself. I was doing what I was told – IN WRITING. Nyah.

Came home to have the fire department cut in front of me and turn into my subdivision. Scary.

I pull into it and there is MASSIVE smoke. VERY scary.

THey turn onto my street.

And then they turn right in front of my house. (I’m on the left.)

9 Firetrucks, the fire chief, two ambulances, 2 sheriffs and a police officer. Yes folks, it was a boring night obviously.

Oh, let’s not forget the Georgia Power Truck who came down and had to maneuver around all said fire trucks, fire chief, ambulances, and law enforcement!

Long story short, the house about 6 down from me had a grease fire that expanded quickly into the electrical system. Everyone got out safe and the fur baby was rescued. The structure and roof is still up, but it looked as if the fire did in the attic. Hopefully, the home is salvageable and the things inside weren’t damaged.

This got me to thinking – Mimi sent me window stickers – in case of emergency, please rescue our pets… so I definitely am going to get those up! I would just be heartbroken if anything happened to my kitties and Spawn would be inconsolable if anything happened to his Girly-Girl.

My blood sugar has done a 180. After weeks of sky-rocketing really high numbers, I’m now staying in the 130’s. Actually I left my glucose meter at home today and wouldn’t you know it, I had all the symptoms of low blood sugar all day. When I got home (after watching the show up the road) I checked it and it was 99. Which sounds good, but considering this was later in the day and I had eaten and all… that’s pretty low. I like a nice resting number at around 105 – 115.

HE has been most concerned – I get texts several times a day – what is your blood sugar? Check it now, I’m waiting. 

That man.

SO I’m counting down. 17 days.

A friend of mine made the comment that we are not ‘dating’ – we are courting. There is a huge difference. When I mentioned it to Him, he shot back – no we are NOT dating! That’s too casual! We have a goal and we’re working towards it.

Whew.

I’ve also been told I’m not allowed to go horizontal any time soon. He JUST found me.

17 days.

New pictures of Richard, folks… isn’t he lovely???? I won’t repost, because they’re all over but… have some Richard!

 

burly 1

burly 3

CasAu-oWcAEKmNF

its1

tumblr_inline_nm41fhCZWk1s8ed00_500

tumblr_inline_nogemjqtE01szgxcg_500

what is it about that crooked smile?

tumblr_inline_nykl1a5H0T1ssdiwt_540

tumblr_inline_nyyax0q4at1qg6tha_540

 

← Older posts
Follow zee's muse on WordPress.com

My old stuff

  • March 2023
  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • May 2016
  • April 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • November 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • July 2015
  • June 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 105 other subscribers

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
  • Follow Following
    • zee's muse
    • Join 105 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • zee's muse
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...