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Sunday Beefcake!

30 Sunday Oct 2016

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My son is irate. He is afraid we don’t have enough candy for trick or treaters tomorrow. We have a large neighborhood and I suspect we’ll be hit with lots of little and not so little tykes with bags and such.

We have 6 bags of candy. That SHOULD suffice.

My house did NOT get cleaned this weekend. It never gets cleaned. I”m ready to toss stuff in boxes, take them ALL out and start all over.

Or bags. Hmmmmm.

I’ve been in a dark mood as of late. I’ve written a dark chapter for The Shepherd – Guy tells Gen how his father obtained that crucifix and I have most of the next installment of Aside from Heaven complete – in which William pulls off quite the stunt of the century… while doing nasty things to someone who, quite frankly, deserved nasty things…

I need pizza. I need ManFlesh…

So… here we are – Sunday Beefcake, now with more skin.

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Wraith in the Mist 03/06

30 Sunday Oct 2016

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The Wraith in the Mist

Chapter Three

Hey, it’s good to be a young man

Celeborn, The Silver Tree, was friendlier than Thranduil. That didn’t mean that Dwalin liked him any more than he did the King of the Greenwood. Gimli, son of Gloin, made quite the impression on the Lorien Elves, especially Celeborn’s wife, Galadriel, who, according to the Elf sitting across from him, eating like a commoner and not the regal, noble Elf he was, was very fond of that Dwarf and therefore, all dwarves entering Lorien were accorded great respect and hospitality.

Dwalin thought the Elf was full of himself and remained on guard anyway.

Celeborn finished his rabbit and tossed yet another bone in the fire, before licking his thumb. “Are you traveling south? You should be warned of the Falls of Rauros.”

Before Tauriel could respond, Dwalin grunted. “No. We be goin’ tuh Khazad-dúm.”

What small talk was going on around them by Celeborn’s archers came to a stop.

moria

“Moria? That mountain is death!” one of the elves exclaimed.

“Oh, aye an’ aye know it.”

It was not lost on Tauriel that Celeborn was watching his guard through hooded eyes. “Why in Arda would you want to go there?”

Dwalin had never been a sociable dwarf and he disliked conversing with elves, despite traveling with one. “Aye’ve no’ seen mah brother’s tomb,” he spat. “An’ aye wuld like t’pay my respects before aye die, which culd be t’morrow, considerin’ my age!”

There was twittering in a language Dwalin didn’t understand and he didn’t care to. Luckily, it didn’t go on long before The Silver Lord motioned with his hand to silence them. “Are you returning after visiting Balin’s tomb?”

Dwalin shook his head. “No. We be headin’ on t’ thuh Blue Mountains.”

“More… kin?”

It was not lost on Celeborn or Dwalin that Tauriel had become very quiet and withdrawn. “Aye.”

Celeborn nodded towards the raft and horses. “Come to Caras Galadon.” He continued, ignoring Dwalin’s dwarven cursing. “Rest and recuperate. Replenish your supplies and plan. You must decide on a path. We can help you with that.”

“Aye, an’ how much will this cost?”

The look on Celeborn’s face was sheer confusion. “Cost?”

“We spent the night with Beorn’s descendants,” Tauriel supplied. The elves began to nod and cluck in understanding. “It was quite expensive.” She reached to her belt behind her. “I traded my mithril knife for most of our provisions, however,” she pulled that very knife from her belt, “I relieved them of it without their knowing.” Dwalin began to cackle at the industriousness of his traveling companion. “That was why I was really in such a hurry to get down the river.” She shook her head. “They aren’t taking it back!”

Celeborn stood up and brushed off his hide leggings. “You will come?” Even though it was framed as a question, Dwalin had the feeling it really wasn’t and if he declined, this elf had it within his power to make this portion of their trip very unpleasant.

And conceivably, impossible.

“Aye. We will come.”

~~~~…~~~

These elves, Dwalin concluded, knew how to treat guests, unlike their Greenwood Kin. The crusty part of him, however, wondered if he had simply stepped into a gilded cage.

That would be like the elves…

There was merriment, music, and laughter. Dwalin hadn’t seen Tauriel for some hours, not since dinner. The Lorien Elves dressed her in something pale, feminine and flowing. She was also barefoot, adorned in jewelry, borrowed from only Mahal knew. For a moment, Dwalin saw her through Kili’s eyes, knew without a doubt why the young dwarf had fallen so quickly and deeply in love with her.

As the evening grew late and the sun set, Dwalin found himself wandering alone, gazing up at the tall trees of Lorien, the golden mallorns of myth. Not paying much attention and feeling lulled by the birdsong, Dwalin meandered into a grotto, something ancient, something private. He found himself hypnotized by the spring, the fountain, the waters…

“This was my wife’s favorite spot.” Celeborn seemed to come from nowhere, materializing out of the mist. He nodded towards the fountain. “She says she could see things in that water. The future. The little Ring-bearer, Frodo, looked into it. I have no idea what he saw.”

“Frodo?”

“Yes. A Hobbit.” Celeborn smiled at the memory and shook his head. “Hard to believe one so small-”

“Aye’m familiar wit’ the resilience o’ Hobbits.” Celeborn lifted a regal brow in question. “Aye traveled an’ fought alongside Bilbo Baggins fer many months.” Dwalin turned his back on the Elf, his unblinking stare making him nervous. “Aye thought he be soft, tew gentle a folk fer a quest such as ours.” He looked over his shoulder, not meeting the gaze of the tall Silvan Elf. “Aye was wrong.”

Celeborn dropped his head and smiled. “It takes a great amount of character and strength to admit mistakes. Durin would be proud to call you his son.” Before Dwalin could retort, the Lord of Lorien continued. “You are not just taking a scenic trip about Middle Earth, are you?”

“No.”

“And there is a reason why Tauriel is traveling with you.”

Dwalin swallowed hard. Try as he might, he couldn’t and wouldn’t lie to this elf. His mind was fuzzy, covered with a great fog. He knew it was elven magic, but there was little he could do, save answer. “Aye,” he whispered.

“Are you dying?”

Dwalin rolled his eyes and for a moment, the fog lifted. “Mon, aye be 339 years old! It wud be a pleasure t’die!”

Celeborn’s eyes grew sad. “You have outlived all of your kin, your parents, your brother. All of your friends. The Company of Thorin Oakenshield. How many Kings Under the Mountain have you outlived? Dwalin, son of Fundin, you are legend, even to the elves. Yes, I can imagine it would be a great relief to fade.” The elf walked passed him and stood next to the fountain. He drew his hand through the water, cupping it and watching the moisture fall through his fingers. “Your time is almost complete here. You have a journey to accomplish first,” he stopped, the liquid dripping from his fingers, “a quest, a promise you made that you must keep.”

Finally, Dwalin looked up, his brown eyes of stone reaching the blue ones of the Elf. “Aye.”

“You must keep it.”

“Aye.” This was uttered in a whisper so soft, even the elf had to strain to hear. “I made a promise.”

Celeborn stepped away from the fountain and descended the rock steps. “You made a promise to an elf.”

“Aye.”

“To Tauriel?”

Dwalin shook his head. “No.”

“Who?”

Dwalin swallowed hard. He had held onto this for years, so many years. No one knew, knew it had taken place, knew he had spoken…

“Legolas.” The minute the name left his lips, it was if a great weight lifted from his shoulders and pushed him forward. “Her parents left fer tha’ island o’ yers over two millennium ago. She ‘as no one an’ loves a dead dwarf. She canno’ fade or die or move on.” Finally, his voice rose from it’s dusty whisper. “Aye promised ‘im when aye saw ‘im at th’ King o’ Gondor’s weddin’.”

Celeborn was watching the dwarf, watching his body language, the way he held himself. “Thranduil had Legolas ask for him.”

Dwalin’s head bobbed. “Aye figured tha’.”

It was silent for some minutes, before the elf spoke again. “Follow me.”

Dwalin did so without a word, without questioning. Funny, how his inhibitions fell away in this quiet place. At some point, he was aware Celeborn was talking. “After the War, the power of the ring my wife wore faded. And with it, the beauty of this forest faded as well. My people are leaving, going to the Havens a few at a time. There are so few of us left.” They entered a large talan high up in the trees. It seemed to be an office, a library of sorts. Dwalin watched as Celeborn sifted through stacks of scrolls, of maps.

“Aha.” The Elf pulled one out and smiling upon unrolling it. He set it on a desk and set weights on the corners. “According to reports, Moria’s West Gate was destroyed when Aragorn and his band of Walkers used it to come through the mountain. You’ll not be able to enter or exit that way. The East Gate is open, as is the Redhorn Gate. The Redhorn is dangerous, a steep and difficult pass. The Walkers could not breach it. I do not recommend it.”

Dwalin was shaking his head. “Tuh Walkers consisted o’ four Hobbits, tew men, a dwarf an’ an elf. It were t’dead o’winter. They needed more dwarves.” His finger drew along the Mountains. “Wha’ yew suggest is we go in an’ out th’ same way and then,” his finger made a large loop, “go back th’ way we came, tuh th’ High Pass to Rivendell and west or come back an’ head south ’round Fangorn an’ through th’ Gap o’ Rohan. Tha’ be a long way.”

“And north would put you in the path of the Beornings, who might take offense that Tauriel took back her payment for supplies.”

“Aye.” Celeborn was known as wise and Dwalin was seeing this wisdom first hand. “If I might suggest, spring will be over in a few weeks. You’ll not be able to take your horses and I am willing to pay you for them. The snows above the Redhorn will have receded and the passage will be easier for a time should you choose to go that way. You can purchase horses and supplies when you descend into Hollin.”

“Or aye kin travel nor’ intuh Rivendell.”

“I wasn’t going to suggest that,” Celeborn said with a smile, “but it is a good idea, Master Dwarf.”

Dwalin’s responding grin was wry. “Aye, make it my idea.” He looked around the room. “Kin ye stan’ puttin’ up wit’ a dwarf fer several weeks?”

Celeborn’s laugh was infectious. “Oh, I was going to suggest you camp in Nanduhirion. You can use up what supplies you can’t carry. We have no need for them.” He realized the dwarf was not laughing. “Surely, I meant no offense.”

“Tuh lake ‘n valley are sacred tuh t’ dwarves. Yew know that.”

“It was a jest. You are honored among your people and ours. You are welcome to stay.”

Dwalin’s returning smile, did not reach his eyes. “Gud.”

~~~…~~~

Dwalin and Tauriel stayed with the Lorien Elves for some weeks, watching as the snow on the mountains rose higher and higher on the steep, as did the swell of the River Nimrodel. Dwalin poured over the maps of Middle Earth. He knew the mountains; he was a dwarf, after all. But mostly he spent the time steeling himself for what was to come. This part of the trip would be the hardest of all for him. The valley they using to enter the East Gate was the site of Azanulbizar, the war that killed Fundin, his father. Many dwarves had lost their lives in that valley. And then, inside the mountain…

There would be no amount of preparing to prepare him for that and he knew it. When the waters of the river abated to its normal levels, he and Tauriel decided to venture up to the valley.

“I cannot guarantee that you will get through the mountain,” Celeborn told him the evening before. As had become their ritual, the two sat around a tree stump, ignoring each other while enjoying elvish wine. Well, Celeborn was enjoying the wine. Someone had found an aging brew that Dwalin preferred and he had a feeling the elves were glad he liked it because no one else did.

There was no accounting for some beings’ tastes!

“We did not see your brother or his entourage enter the mountain, so we assume he entered through Moria’s West Gate. There has been no sound, no sign of orcs in many years. Not since the war. We are sending archers with you,” Dwalin began to protest, but Celeborn talked over him, “just in case there are still some random orcs.” Dwalin was now muttering in Dwarvish and Celeborn was glad he couldn’t understand a word. “There is one more reason why I’m sending archers with you.”

“Why dew we need a nanny?”

Celeborn’s face was all seriousness. “No one knows what condition the inside of the mountain is in. The Wizard fought the Balrog there when The Walkers escaped.”

Chills ran up Dwalin’s spine. “What are you suggesting?”

The elf was choosing his words, shifting through what to tell the dwarf and what not. Dwalin could see it in his eyes and it infuriated it. “Wha’ secret d’ye hide?”

The Silver Lord shrugged. “Boromir, son of Denethor, the Steward of Gondor, told the elf who served him, the mountain towers and bridges were collapsing as they escaped. When Gandalf fell-”

“Yew speak too many wurds! What frightens yew?”

“Durin’s Tower fell. Collapsed.”

Dwalin snarled. “Who told yew this? Who-”

Celeborn signed. He knew the dwarf would not take the news well. “When the Ring-bearer journeyed to destroy the One Ring, the Walkers-”

“Yesyesyes aye kin! They went through Moria!”

Celeborn was inspecting his goblet, as if to find the words or some wisdom within the depths. “All but Gandalf escaped. After we sent them on their way to continue their Quest, we sent scouts into the mine, to see if there was any sign of the wizard.” Celeborn stared deeper. The truth was his wife, Galadriel, had insisted they look, search. She loved the old Maia as much as she loved him and this knowledge did not bother the Silver Elf in the slightest.

“Only half came back. They were felled by goblins, but those that returned were adamant about the damage within the mountain.”

Dwalin took a swig from the ancient bottle. “Moria has seen many battles. Aye wuld think a few arches haf fallen.”

Celeborn shook his head. There was no way to be gentle and dwarves were not known to be one of Middle Earth’s softer people. In the past few weeks, Celeborn had gotten to know this revered dwarf and decided the direct approach would be best. “Celebdil has fallen in. The mountainside is a ruin. My scouts did not see the Eternal Stair, but I would suspect Durin’s Tower was destroyed as well.”

“Zirakzigil fell in? Tuh whole of it?”

Celeborn shrugged. It was an elegant, negligent thing, an elvish thing, but the dwarf read much into it. “I would not hold out hope. Moria’s West Gate is blocked, considering the damage to the mountain, I cannot see how the Tower could have survived. Your brother’s tomb may not be accessible.”

“Aye will get tuh mah brother’s tomb. Aye do not need help frum any elf fer that!”

Something in the elf hardened. “I know that you do not desire any aid from my people, however,” and with this he looked up, into the eyes of the dwarf, “I will not have Tauriel put in any additional danger.” He reached into his robes. “I have as much reason to want her on the boat as anyone.”

~~~…~~~

They departed for the East Gate early in the morning. It seemed that the whole of Lorien accompanied them, on boat, horseback, and on foot, much to the dwarf’s discontent. They… he didn’t need all of this… fellowship and Dwalin was unusually vocal about it. Bad enough Celeborn still insisted that they take a unit of archers into the mountain. Truth was, he wanted to face his brother alone. Not to mention, they would enter the great mountain from a battlefield; a battlefield where many dwarves lost their lives. He didn’t want company.

Unbeknownst to him, Tauriel sensed this.

They spent the better part of the day moving up the River Silverlode. The Elves left the dwarf to his thoughts, some of them watching thoughtfully. By late afternoon, the mountains rose on both sides of the river, their shadows keeping the air cool. As the afternoon passed, the shadows grew longer, darker. The Elves chattered noisily for a time, but eventually, Dwalin’s dark demeanor began to influence their own moods. The mountains grew taller, more jagged.

And the three largest loomed ahead.

“Master Dwarf,” Tauriel whispered-

He rolled his eyes in ire. “Dwalin. How many times, lass? Dwalin.”

“– what am I looking at?” She pointed to the three peaks ahead of them. She sensed his ire and attempted to soften the jagged answer. “I am sure I can guess, but with the exception of my time on the side of the Lonely Mountain and the scouting mission with Legolas to Gundebad, I have never… I have never been this far west.” She looked at him. “Except for Rivendale and we did not take this route. This is Dwarven heritage. You should be proud of it. Please tell me.”

Dwalin closed his eyes. She was right. It was his heritage, he was proud of it. Often, in the evening, he sat with the few young ones of Erebor, canting and regaling them with stories of the time before the Dragon, the battles, the wars, lest they forget. He reminded them of the Line of Durin, Moria, and the Blue Mountains, reminded them they had kin on the other side of Middle Earth and to not forget them. He told them of Thorin Oakenshield, he who had passed into memory and legend. How many times had he sung ‘Misty Mountain’ to them, knowing all of them truly came from the Iron Hills and didn’t know The Longing for home. A home? Without opening his eyes, he pointed to the mountain on the right. “Tha’ be Bundushathûr or simply Shathûr.”

“It is quite cloudy up at the peak.”

Dwalin had a feeling he was being cajoled, catered to and it irritated him. “Men often referred to it as ‘Cloudyhead’. The Elves call it ‘Fanuidhol’.”

Tauriel repeated the Elvish name, the sound of it falling like rain from her lips. Dwalin then pointed straight ahead.

“Tha’ be Caradhras. Men call it ‘The Redhorn’ or ‘The Cruel’. We dwarves knew it as Barazinbar.” Now, his eyes were open. He was unaware the Elves were all silent, listening to him. “E’en in the warmest months, tuh Dimril Stair and tuh Redhorn Pass are difficult an’ merciless to cross.” He shook a finger at the elf next to him. “Dinna think fer a minute tha’ jus’ because ’tis almos’ summer tha’ it will be easy.”

“Most go around and take the High Pass or travel The Gap of Rohan,” one of the archers accompanying them interjected.

“Tuh Gap o’ Rohan be a pretty walk, if ye wan’ tuh walk,” Dwalin conceded. “An’ if ye dun mine Dunlandings.” He snarled up his nose and leaned into Tauriel. “They smell worse ‘n wet cattle. As fer tuh High Pass, aye ‘ave seen tuh Stone-Giants play their game. Aye’ve no wish tew watch agin.”

It was silent while they went around a curve, waiting for the last mountain to come completely in view and when it did, Dwalin gasped. It was as Celeborn said.

The side of the mountain was gone. Nothing but rubble.

~~~…~~~

And to live the way you please

TBC

~~~…~~~

Moving along

29 Saturday Oct 2016

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It has been a lazy lazy Saturday where it looks like little of what I wanted to do is going to get done.

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I am going to get my toes done because they’ve been denim blue for much too long as well as get waxed because I look like a lady dwarf. Heh. No really, I could make Kili jealous right now.  I’m not ready for go to red, which will happen after Thanksgiving and they don’t look good in harvest orange or brown… oh well.

  • 28:How many books have you read so far this year? – By tonight I will have read 45 books. I’m almost done with the current one – actually, I’m ready to just skip to the last chapter and call it a day. It’s been pretty dang choppy.
  • 29:How do you sort your shelves? (i.e. by color, author, title etc.) – I TRY to sort them by author. Sadly right now, they’re just going on the shelf as I unpack them. (Same with my record albums. They should be rowed by artist/composer in alphabetical order, but right now, they’re just going up against the wall.}
  • 30:Who’s your favorite author? Oh I have a few. Jeri Westerson, Lexi Blake and right now, Angela Roquet.

For the record – if I offer you cheesecake or talk about wanting to offer you cheesecake, it’s a peace offering as I’ve felt I’ve offended you or stepped on your toes in some way. It is not in my nature to whap you over the head with the offensive stick.

Just sayin’.

Don’t laugh. I really do work hard to not be offense. So I fail on occasion. I fail spectacularly on occasions. I’m a work in progress. There are no nailprints in these hands….

  • 1: What book did you last finish? When was that? 
  • 2:What are you currently reading?
  • 3:What book are you planning to read next?
  • 4:What was the last book you added to your tbr?
  • 5:Which book did you last re-read?
  • 6:Which book was the last one you really, really loved?
  • 7:What was/were the last book/books you bought?
  • 8:Paperback or hardcover? Why?
  • 9:YA, NA or Adult? Why?
  • 10:Sci-Fi or fantasy? Why?
  • 11:Classic or modern? Why?
  • 12:Political memoirs or comedic memoirs?
  • 13:Name a book with a really bad movie/tv adaption
  • 14:Name a book where the movie/tv adaption actually was better than the original
  • 15:What book changed your life?
  • 16:If you could bring three books to a deserted island which would you bring and why?
  • 17:If you owned a bookshop what would you call it?
  • 18:Which character from a book is the most like you?
  • 19:Which character from a book is the least like you?
  • 20:Best summer read?
  • 21:Best winter read?
  • 22:Pro or anti e-readers? Why?
  • 23:Bookdepository or Amazon?
  • 24:Do you prefer to buy books online or in a bookshop?
  • 25:If you could be a character from a book for just one day who would you be and why? (Bonus: any specific day in the story?)
  • 26:If you could be a character from a book for their entire life who would you be and why?
  • 27:If you could change one thing about mainstream literature what would you change? (i.e. more diversity, better writing, better plot etc.)
  • 28:How many books have you read so far this year?
  • 29:How do you sort your shelves? (i.e. by color, author, title etc.)
  • 30:Who’s your favorite author?
  • 31:Who’s your favorite contemporary author?
  • 32:Who’s your favorite fantasy author?
  • 33:Who’s your favorite Sci-Fi author?
  • 34:List five OTPs
  • 35:Name a book you consider to be terribly underrated
  • 36:Name a book you consider to be terribly overrated
  • 37:How many books are actually in your bookshelf/shelves right now?
  • 38:What language do you (most often) read in?
  • 39:Name one of your favorite childhood books
  • 40:Name one of your favorite books from your teenage years
  • 41:Do you own a library card? How often do you use it?
  • 42:Which was the best book you had to read in school?
  • 43:Are you the kind of person who reads several books at once or the kind of person who can only read one book at a time?
  • 44:Do you like to listen to music when you read?
  • 45:What is your favorite thing to eat when you read?
  • 46:What is your favorite thing to drink when you read?
  • 47:What do you do to get out of a reading slump?
  • 48:Where is your favorite place to read?
  • 49:When is your favorite time to read?
  • 50:Why do you love to read?

IT”S GUY DAY!!!!!!

28 Friday Oct 2016

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Get your Guy on!!!

 

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None of these are mine, obviously. Thanks to the makers.

 

I think

27 Thursday Oct 2016

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I’m going to take up pole dancing.

pole-dancing

I’ll just… leave that here.

Book Meme Thingamadochy

26 Wednesday Oct 2016

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So like I’ve not updated this in like 2 weeks… not that it matters. I’m in a weird mood. A VERY weird mood and have been for some time. Dunno why… and I can’t put my finger on it.

  • 25:If you could be a character from a book for just one day who would you be and why? (Bonus: any specific day in the story?) – Hmmm… Serena from The Doms with the Golden Cuffs. I know, I’m bad.
  • 26:If you could be a character from a book for their entire life who would you be and why? You know, I don’t know. I’ve not read anybody where I wish I were them completely.
  • 27:If you could change one thing about mainstream literature what would you change? (i.e. more diversity, better writing, better plot etc.) That we would stop celebrating badly researched and poor writing. I’ve not met ANYONE who liked 50 Shades of Shit and yet, the woman is a millionaire and has delusions of grandeur. The Twilight Books – gag me, I was so bored, I put it down! I had to.
  • 1: What book did you last finish? When was that? 
  • 2:What are you currently reading?
  • 3:What book are you planning to read next?
  • 4:What was the last book you added to your tbr?
  • 5:Which book did you last re-read?
  • 6:Which book was the last one you really, really loved?
  • 7:What was/were the last book/books you bought?
  • 8:Paperback or hardcover? Why?
  • 9:YA, NA or Adult? Why?
  • 10:Sci-Fi or fantasy? Why?
  • 11:Classic or modern? Why?
  • 12:Political memoirs or comedic memoirs?
  • 13:Name a book with a really bad movie/tv adaption
  • 14:Name a book where the movie/tv adaption actually was better than the original
  • 15:What book changed your life?
  • 16:If you could bring three books to a deserted island which would you bring and why?
  • 17:If you owned a bookshop what would you call it?
  • 18:Which character from a book is the most like you?
  • 19:Which character from a book is the least like you?
  • 20:Best summer read?
  • 21:Best winter read?
  • 22:Pro or anti e-readers? Why?
  • 23:Bookdepository or Amazon?
  • 24:Do you prefer to buy books online or in a bookshop?
  • 25:If you could be a character from a book for just one day who would you be and why? (Bonus: any specific day in the story?)
  • 26:If you could be a character from a book for their entire life who would you be and why?
  • 27:If you could change one thing about mainstream literature what would you change? (i.e. more diversity, better writing, better plot etc.)
  • 28:How many books have you read so far this year?
  • 29:How do you sort your shelves? (i.e. by color, author, title etc.)
  • 30:Who’s your favorite author?
  • 31:Who’s your favorite contemporary author?
  • 32:Who’s your favorite fantasy author?
  • 33:Who’s your favorite Sci-Fi author?
  • 34:List five OTPs
  • 35:Name a book you consider to be terribly underrated
  • 36:Name a book you consider to be terribly overrated
  • 37:How many books are actually in your bookshelf/shelves right now?
  • 38:What language do you (most often) read in?
  • 39:Name one of your favorite childhood books
  • 40:Name one of your favorite books from your teenage years
  • 41:Do you own a library card? How often do you use it?
  • 42:Which was the best book you had to read in school?
  • 43:Are you the kind of person who reads several books at once or the kind of person who can only read one book at a time?
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The Wraith in the Mist 02/06

24 Monday Oct 2016

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The Wraith in the Mist

Chapter Two

When the fun falls through and the rent comes due

~~~…~~~

The two left as the sun rose, provisions and minor niceties taken care of. The dwarf planned well and apparently took into consideration and assumed that he would have a companion traveling with him. Several younger dwarfs sought to join them, barely bearded and wanting to see the world, but Dwalin turned them back at the bottom of Dale, threatening to chase them back with his axes in hand if he needed to. They took it in good stride, laughing and jostling as they returned toward The Lonely Mountain.

But the Elf saw the look in his eye as he watched them leave.

“Why are you sad?”

Dwalin’s jaw dropped and sagged to answer before stopping himself. He turned and sought out a well beaten path. “Aye envy their youth,” he lied.

Tauriel recognized the dwarf’s evasiveness, but chose not to push the point. They were starting on a journey, how long, she did not know. She simply knew that it was an odyssey she need to go on. Best not to start an argument on the outset of such a pilgrimage. But a pilgrimage to where? “Where are we going, Master Dwarf?”

Dwalin stopped and exhaled loudly. “Look. We might as well be getting’ this straight!” He turned on her, a furious gleam in his eye. “Mah name is Dwalin. ‘Tis not Master Dwarf, Master anythin’. Aye might answer to ‘dwarf’ if the bein’ doon know me. But mah name is Dwalin. It’s been mah name fer more centuries than aye care tew admit tew.” He turned his back and began walking towards the lake shore. “So call me that.”

Tauriel chose instead to remain silent.

~~~…~~~

It took two days for the pair to reach Esgaroth and they stayed for another two, rousting up two study ponies and a sleek, nimble-footed horse for the two to ride, as well as taking on additional supplies. They left Esgaroth with no fanfare, so unlike their send-off from Erebor and Dale. The dwarf seemed impatient, ready to go, his thoughts so far inward, Tauriel feared for the furrow between his eyes would become permanent.

She would realize in the coming months that the furrow between his eyes was permanent.

They had not gone far, when they reached the Forest River.

Dwalin remembered that river, even if it had been over two centuries since he raced down it in a barrel with The Company. Fighting Orcs, Kili injured. For not the first time, he considered the elleth ambling along beside him.

“Thranduil’s holdin’s be that way,” he nodded up the river. “Aye’m o’mind tuh go tha’ way iffn’ yew wish tuh see yer kin.”

She shook her head sadly. “I have no kin nor friend in Halls of Thranduil.”

“None?” The dwarf feigned shock. Truthfully, it was a relief for him to not go to Thranduil’s Hall. “Yew lived there fer how long?”

Tauriel shook her head and nudged her mare further up a ways in towards the river. “There is a shallow and narrow point about a quarter of an hour up the way.” She looked back to ensure Dwalin and the pack pony were following. “It will be easy to cross there.” She smiled to herself as she listened to grumbling and sputtering she’d learn to expect from the gruff dwarf. “My father ignored the call of the sea for many years. When he could ignore it no longer, he and my mother left for the Grey Havens and left me behind.” She shrugged. “I was young and I had friends in Thranduil’s Hall.”

“Yew were left b’hine or yew stayed b’hine?”

“I stayed.”

Dwalin snorted. “Yew fancied yerself in love with a pasty elf!”

For some reason, this caused Tauriel to burst into laughter. It was joyous, if rusty, for she had not laughed in many years. “I am a pasty elf, Master Dwarf!” She enunciated the last two words purposely, stated such, just to make him bristle. “I had friends, but truth be told, I was alone.”

“Yer goin’ tuh tell me yew ‘ad no feelins’ fer that elven princeling?”

Tauriel lived on the mountainside for many years and she listened in on more conversations that she dare admit. She knew how the dwarves felt about the elves and she knew what she had been taught about the dwarves. Both sides were wrong, but this dwarf was elderly and so very set in his ways. Unbeknowst to most, she watched how he treated the sister of Thorin Oakenshield, how he doted on the dwarrow. His care for his friend’s sister and the mother of Kili and Fili softened her heart towards the gruff dwarf and rather than snap at him, she answered gently. “Elves love once and only once and I love-” she caught herself, her breath hitching before continuing, “I loved Kili.”

“Yew ‘ad no feelins for th’elf?” Dwalin was pushing the point.

She was silent for so long, he concluded she’d decided not to answer him. The only sound was that of hooves on the river bed, the water rushing between the rocks. They rode like that for some minutes.

“His father made it very clear. I was a common wood elf. I was not good enough for his son and there would be no approval for a union, if it were requested. I did not look for it or desire it.”

She did not see the look of consternation on the dwarf’s facial features and so she was surprised when he stopped, allowing her to pull up next to him. “Aye wuld think tha’ a society as high ‘n mighty as the elves wuld no’ make such an issue o’ birth.”

He watched sullenly, as she pulled forward, her spine made of mithril, the only thing visible in his sight. He followed as she crossed the river to the opposite side. Again, her answer was delayed.

“One would think.”

~~~…~~~

They traveled for a time, following the edge of the Long Lake, before finding the mouth of the Celduin River. They kept the Mountains of Mirkwood to their left, crossing yet another river before turning west on the Old Forest Road.

“I have heard tale of a story about dwarves mining the Mountains of Mirkwood. Do you know of it?”

Dwalin snorted. “Aye. Aye dew.” Of course he knew of it! He was there!

Tauriel was looking towards the sky, following the sun. Too quickly, it blotted out by the trees. “’Tis said Thranduil caught the Dwarves of Erebor trying to steal the ore from the Mountains of Mirkwood.” She ignored the cursing of the elderly dwarf and continued. “The story goes that rather than prosecute them, Thanduil offered to pay the dwarves of Erebor to mine the mountain. He felt it would aid them so soon after Smaug took the Lonely Mountain. Give them a purpose, somewhere to live.” There was a gagging, sputtered coughing. “Master Dwarf? Are you unable to breathe?”

“Tha’ be a lie!” Dwalin was having a difficult time settling down. “A fargin’ lie! We did a cursory dig. Those mountains be full o’ rocks an’ no’ much else! There be no ore!” He pulled ahead of the elf. “Wha’ yer king’s emissary thought to generously pay us be a joke an’ Thorin told ‘im so!” Dwalin was so angry, he didn’t see the small grin on the Elf’s face.

“Thranduil’s emissary plucked Dwarven-thrown pellets from his arse for months.” Dwalin’s head jerked up to look at her. Tauriel continued, seemingly unaware that she was under such scrutiny. “Poor thing couldn’t sit for weeks without twitching or popping up.” She made a moue and shook her head. “I’ve never heard such cursing from an elf. One would think he learned such from a dwarf.”

Dwalin’s laughter echoed through the forest for some time, before the two settled into what was becoming a comfortable silence.

That evening, they found a small clearing just off the path and they set up camp. Tauriel caught several conies and they feared the smell of the roasting rabbit flesh would send a beacon to wolves and other unwelcome visitors. They decided to set a watch, split the time. Dwalin took the first.

After they broke camp the next morning, Tauriel informed Dwalin they were being shadowed by wood elves and they had nothing to fear.

Dwalin didn’t believe her. He still watched for spiders.

~~~…~~~

There was an abandoned house just north as they exited the Old Forest Road. Tauriel stared at it for a long time. “It smells of magic. Old magic.”

radagast

Dwalin gazed as well. There was something… familiar… about the place, although he didn’t recall seeing it. It simply reminded him of… “A wizard lived here.” Finally, the name came to him. “Radagast. Radagast, the Brown.” He shrugged before trudging along. “Strange ‘un. Hair was a bird nest.”

Tauriel continued to look. “You are strange too, Dwalin,” she whispered. She turned and followed him. “Why are you going north?”

He pointed to the mountains to the west. “Thuh sun be movin’ faster ‘n we are. Out in thuh open, yer friends won’ be watchin’ now that we’ve left thuh woods.” He clicked his tongue, making his pony move to a trot. “There used to be a skin-changer just a ways from here.”

Tauriel nudged her horse and the pack horse to follow. “You think Beorn will welcome us for the night?”

Dwalin shook his head fiercely. “No. He’ll no’ welcome us a’tall. Aye hope he no be home an’ we can jus’ stay wit’ow ‘im knowin’.”

~~~…~~~

Beorn’s home had been expanded to a small gathering of homes. All activity ceased as the dwarf and elf entered the compound. The dwarf was of a mind to simply nod, ask where the well was so he and his companion could refill their water skins and keep moving through. They’d move a few miles up the ways and then turn east, go to the Langflood River and lash a raft to float back down through to the Anduin.

Sadly, one of their kind, a mountain of a man, stood in their way.

Dwalin took one look at the man and knew who he was immediately.

“Aye knew yer sire, Beorn. He be well?”

“He be dead.” The shifter mimicked the dwarf’s speech. “I am called Grimbeorn the Old and if you knew my sire, you are older than I.” He scrutinized the dwarf and elf. “My father did not like dwarves-”

“But he liked Orcs less,” Dwalin finished for him.

The Shifter inhaled sharply. “You’re one of Thorin Oakenshield’s Company.” He shook his head. “They should all be dead by now.”

Dwalin rolled his eyes. “Aye. Aye shuld be, but aye’m breathin’ still.”

“It is getting late,” Tauriel whispered. She was watching the final flames of the sun settle behind the Hithaeglir. “We need to find shelter soon.”

“Being a wood elf,” Grimbeorn surmised, “I would think you would not be uncomfortable in the open.”

“Yew’ve lived onna side o’ a mountain-”

“I have lived in the caves!” she spat.

“Aye knew that.” The sneer on Dwalin’s face was comical.

The elleth forced a smile. “We have provisions on our pony and need to find a safe place to tether our animals.”

The shifter’s smile was fierce. “Come. There is shelter in the barn. And for the two of you.” He turned, forcing them to follow. “You are safe here.”

~~~…~~~

“Highway robbery!”

The Elf stared straight ahead, her hand tight on the tiller, no expression on her face. “So you have said for the last hour,” she murmured drolly.

“Well, it was! What they charged fer a room, stabling the animals, an’ supplies!” Dwalin was in a fine snit.

“You are not out any coin. I, on the other hand, am out my cherished mithril knife. My father gave it to me and I have traded it for food and sundries not near the value, monetarily or sentimentally, of the knife.”

“Ye shuld ‘ave ne’er given it to ’em! Aye’d ‘ave rather slept under th’ stars!”

Tauriel continued to hold the tiller. “We’d not have fared well, Master Dwarf.”

Dwalin nudged himself closer to the back of the boat. The horses weren’t happy, but weren’t trying to jump off. “Why?”

“Wolves had our scent last night.”

“Aye’m no’ a-feared o’ a few wolves!”

“There were wargs in their pack.”

Even though the war was over and Sauron was dead, rogue orcs and wargs still roamed Middle Earth. While orcs were becoming rarer and rarer, wargs in a wolf pack were particularly worrisome. The wargs tended to become the alphas of the pack, with the pack following along in viciousness, lest the evil beasts run them off or kill them for food or sport. What was worse were the wargs were mating with the wolves, creating a cruel hybrid mix that was tough to kill.

“Tha’s why yew insisted onna raft.”

Tauriel nodded. “True. The faster we move down the river and further away from Carrock, the better. I also wanted to get downstream before the spring thaw makes the Langflood difficult to navigate.” They sailed on for some hours, before coming to a large bridge. “Where to, Master Dwarf?” She nodded to the west. “The High Pass lies that way. It will take us to Rivendell.”

“No wish t’ see tha’ place agin,” Dwalin spat. “Saw it once. Once were enough.” His mission reasserted itself and the dwarf’s voice lowered and his tone softened. “That is, unless yew be wantin’-”

“I visited once, when my parents went to the Havens. I traveled as far as the Last Homely House with them.” She stared down the river. “It was beautiful. Peaceful. I remember meeting Elrond…” and on she droned, making the dwarf roll his eyes and wishing he’d kept his mouth shut.

They sailed for some days, camping on the river’s edge, passing the Sîr Ninglor, or the Gladden River, as it was more commonly called. The two talked, Dwalin coming to the conclusion that the elleth he traveled with had seen less of the world than he. So deep inside, he decided he was relieved she was willing to go on this trip with him and glad he hadn’t had to coerce her.

He prayed to Mahal she wouldn’t discover why until it was too late.

Just south of the merging of Gladden and Langflood Rivers, the spring thaw of the mountains caught up with the two, causing them, along with their equines no shortage of grief. They feared they’d lost the pack horse, along with their supplies at one point, when their large raft tilted in a river rush. It was a relief when they came upon the merging of the Anduin with the Celebrant River. Being so close to Lorien, the two felt it safe to rest for several days at The Tongue, a place of no small renown. It was late in the afternoon, when they tied the raft to an aging dock and spread out their supplies to dry. Food was low and Dwalin scanned the waters for fish, while Tauriel hunted game and berries. The Dwarf had several fat trout spitted and trickling over a fire when the Elleth returned with several rabbits on a string. “Good you’ve cooked the fish,” she remarked. “They would smell within hours.” She hung the hares high on the mast of the raft. “Expect company for breakfast.”

Dwalin looked up with a black look. “Who?”

“Celeborn. The Silver Lord of Lorien, himself!”

The aging dwarf grimaced. “Ah, shite! Mahal take me now.”

~~~…~~~

Somewhere Along the Line

tbc

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I am bored

22 Saturday Oct 2016

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100 answers to 100 questions about me that you could care less about.

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22 Saturday Oct 2016

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One of the best covers of one of my absolutely all time favorite songs. Beautiful.

Feels weird

19 Wednesday Oct 2016

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I’m downloading karaoke for the Pumpkin Carols we’re singing next week.

Uhm…. the tunes are recognizable.

Deck the patch with orange and blaaaaaaaaaaaack

Fa la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la la la laaaaa….

You get the drift. Trying to FIND karaoke without background singing is impossible. Same with trying to find it without jingle bells…. we’ll just have to deal.

Also, I kinda dropped the ball on Sunday beefcake. Less leather, more skin. I’ll strive to do better… in a day or two. Right now, I’m doing a LOT of sleeping and I have meetings tonight. I won’t clock out until 6:30. There’s a bunch of brohaha with that. No PTA president, no newsletter, I was informed Monday I had to prepare 2 performances for tonight. Oh yeah, this is going to go down in the record books. Epic Fail.

And beyond miffed about a situation. I think I fixed that however…

Oh it’s HUMP DAY! Humpita humpita…. my lovely day, sandwiched between two awful days… I need 10 days to recover from the 10 days we lost.

Speaking of lost… school has several trees down, playground equipment down and 30 feet of awning and posts and brick wall AND wood porch/deck GONE! I’m surprised we didn’t lose any fencing. There is – or was – debris in the fencing. Nasty….

Have some Richard.

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