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Zee Reads – among other oddities.

31 Sunday Jul 2016

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So I’ve been back to work for 2 days, my boss had some strange ideas for ‘dress code’ – none of which are mentioned in the policy notebook and that I, for one, refuse to follow.

No. Not happening. If I wanted to dress like I work in an office, I’d work in an office. I’d get paid better too!

My blood sugar stayed ridiculously LOW yesterday, no matter what I did. That has not been the case today.

Apparently, I’m cranky. Some man informed me I’m cranky and I think that’s absurd. I’ve had my fill of banana popsicles to last a lifetime, so there ya go.

I’ve been writing today. I JUST might get it finished tomorrow. I’ve decided I will post my little Big Bang novellette here, as I can’t post it at 2 of my archives. (Dwalin and Tauriel go on a walk-about. Right now it’s tentatively titled ‘Wraith in the Mist’ but that could change.) Watty is out. I can’t even remember my password there and I recall I had to signin through my Facebook, which was odd and I don’t like doing. Not to mention if they still do funky things to the formatting, I don’t even want to go there.

Besides I want to get this thing done. William Edward has been tugging at me for some time. So has Gary. His boys are coming home for Thanksgiving and he’s ready for some noise in his house that isn’t caused by a big puppy!

On second thought, maybe I am cranky. My cats have fought all day today. The neighbor’s cat decided to sun himself on the outside bay of my family room window and I thought Girly Girl would damn near take down the curtains and go through the window to get to the thing. I ran him off, but when I got back in she’s all bushed up yowling and Fat Boy is all bushed up yowling at her and doing the stalking thing. Both of their eyes were fully dilated (never a good thing.) I tried catnip toys, and kitty treats, but neither one of them were having any part of it.

And then Fat Boy decided I was THE enemy.

I managed to get the blood (mine) out of the carpet and he went under my son’s bed for the better part of 3 hours, which was probably good for him that he did. I am the mistress of this house and I don’t care how much I love you, you’re not going to attack me in my home and get away with it no siree bob’s your uncle! Especially when I was being nice.

I see someone getting declawed in the future.

And then after that, I had someone being a pill. Grrrrr.

A Black Widow made a home INSIDE my mailbox. Said mailbox has been sprayed with all sorts of toxins and napalm and when I looked just before dark, said spider was on her back, legs curled up and not moving.

I could have killed Shelob easier than Sam.

IT’s just not been a good day.

And I’m STILL waiting on confirmation that my battery will be refunded.

Sigh

Oh. Also.

Dear Richard. PUT ON SOME SOCKS!!!! You rub blisters and calluses that way and it’s just…. meh. No.

Hey Ho! Let’s talk about something nice! Zee reads.

It has been a dismal reading month. Traveling – which is good and doing house – which was exciting – uncovering new treasure and unbelievable junk every day! Regardless, there was SOME reading done. Tally ho!

Under a Duke's Hand

I wanted to like this. I wanted to like this REALLY bad. A book group I’m in has been going on and on and on about this author. I quit reading it. He wants the perfect polished duchess and she’s a simple country miss and a hellion and basically, he just uses any excuse to spank her. I found it unerotic, borderline abusive, he’s a bastard and she’s whiny brat. Just no. I have quite a few of her books and I’m just not really interested in reading any of them now.

Reminds me, I have a Lexi Blake downloaded that I’ve not read. How does this happen????

COnfessions of  Wedding Musician Mom

This one… touched me. If you’re looking for a deep, soulful, intelligent read, this ain’t your book. Heather is a happily married, SAHM of 2. With a college degree under her belt and money getting tight, she’s looking at doing something to bring in some extra bucks without getting a 9 to 5. Once upon a time, she played piano and had been quite good, so she decides to throw her hat into the wedding circuit.

Only to discover it’s as cut-throat as they come.

Early on, a specific passage just sang to me.

Weddin Musician Mom

I know the feeling. Most time I laughed out loud with this book. A few other times, I cried.

Gnome on the Range

A funny Contemporary Romance. Newly divorced mom, whose mother owns the local naughty adult toy store, and her 2 sons find two yard gnomes at a garage sale. They HAVE to have them. Why? Who knows.

But one of the gnomes comes with an added surprise… that no one knows about…

Oh. And the new local fireman is a hottie too.

Smitie me

Another blasphemous hysterical read. Several of the gods have a bet going. Who can create the best civilization? Of course all the goody goody gods create these wonderful cultures that are helpful and kind… and they aren’t doing so well. Really.

And then you have the Dark One, who creates ugly, mean vicious… thugs…. and they’re doing QUITE well. They’re the only ones expanding. Really. It’s disgusting. They’re pillaging their way through the world, eat their own sort of mentality and they seem to be the only ones growing larger and surviving.

It makes a Dark Lord proud…

and last…

My SParkling Misfornute

Lord Arkus is the bad guy, the villain, and quite proud of it. He’s enjoying his life, just fine, thank you very much. Think Vaisey in his younger years.

Arkus’ biggest problem is that a giant, fanged iguana (sorry, there just isn’t a better description) that a wizard Lord Arkus killed ordered his… erm… pet… to kill Arkus with his dying breath – is on his tail.

Now, Arkus figured out that the iguana can’t stand White Towers and will stay away from them, so he’s built a shitload of them. Unfortunately, the smarmy good Prince who wants to be a hero destroyed all of the white towers. Leaving Lord Arkus in quite the pickle. The only thing that can kill said beastie is a gormack, so Arkus heads to Silky Lake, hoping to find one sunning himself while weakened from a swim and force it to become his servant for 5 years. Oh the evilness our villain can get into if this happens.

However, instead of capturing and forcing a gormack to do his bidding, he captures and subdues.. a sparkling.

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Oh and the Sparkling’s name is Tulip.

Now, I’m going to be honest. This book is aimed at the 8th and 9th grade population and Vaisey… erm… Arkus is simply delightful as a villain. You will cheer for him to get his way.

There is a 2nd one. Yay.

I am dying. I really am. I’m off to bed.

It’s GUUUUUY DAAAAAAAAAAAY!

29 Friday Jul 2016

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  • Went back to work yesterday. So not ready. Need 3 more weeks of summer.
  • Suitor was being a pill. I fixed that. Will probably happen again. I’ll fix it again.
  • Need to figure out how to grill on my smoker grill. The steak was still lowing 45 minutes after I put it on. Ended up putting it in the broiler. Not a good idea.
  • *sniffs* I should probably go right now and take a shower.

Here. Have some Guy.

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You know you needed that last one.

OH!

27 Wednesday Jul 2016

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What a beautiful moooooooooooooooorning…

beautiful morning

15 minutes later…

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Despite NOT taking meds since Monday morning, my blood sugar this morning was 133. Not bad. Test went well. Doc said everything looked clean and good. Removed 4 little polyps that he said were most likely no account to worry about. They expect them at my age. We’ll discuss findings on Tuesday.

Funny. I told him considering what he was going to do to me, I normally make a man wine me and dine me and put on some Barry White. He turns on one of my absolute favorites – Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue. I remember telling him it was one of my favorite pieces – and that’s the last thing I remember.

Here! Have a beautiful man for your morning!!!

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So I’ve been busy

27 Wednesday Jul 2016

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Working hard, working up a sweat in order to drink all of this miralax in my diet lemonade. I can actually handle this. I should have it all down come midnight.

I will be up all night of course, but hey… you know?

Either way, I’ve been busy working hard. I have my computer/office/workspace all in order.

 

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I’m quite pleased.

I’m down to the last bottle of stuff. I need to have it all down in an hour and 15 minutes. I’m shooting for 45 minutes.

My gut has been very chatty the last hour. It’s not saying nice things.

An unexpected adventure

26 Tuesday Jul 2016

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As I mentioned, Spawn and I ended up spending an extra night in Cocoa Beach, thanks to my car being a pill. WE discovered (informed by our tour guide) that SpaceX was sending a rocket up to launch a shuttle or something and then was returning 15 minutes later and landing back on the pad. that meant 2 sonic booms. Thing is, the launch was set for 12:45 at night.

I was busy being deaded. But Spawn got some great shots.

These were taken RAW format, on a Nikon D50, no tripod, handheld. NOt bad for a first time….

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*crying*

26 Tuesday Jul 2016

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I was sooooo looking forward to pancakes this morning. Sooooo.

Key word: was.

Procedure did not go at all. Things aren’t running clear enough. I’ve been sent home to continue liquid diet (ie – green diet jello and banana popsicles and tea) with orders to take mass dose of laxatives at 5 PM, and then start 64 ounces of Miralax from 7 PM to Midnight. Be BACK in office at 5:45 AM for 6:30 procedure. My blood sugar is all over the place.

I’m very hateful right now. I hate everyone. I do. All of you suck. Well, Richard doesn’t suck. Neither does Suitor or Spawn. Some of you I might let off the hook. Some of you. Maybe.

Man Candy Monday!

25 Monday Jul 2016

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Okay, one hour walk while Laced Gagoraid was in the freezer. Blood sugar has dropped to 144, I’m thirsty, I”m drinking COLD sugar laced with shit inducers, waiting for THAT to happen, Herbert’s diet Lemonade will be going in the freezer to get it good n cold, because that’s where the second little bottle of shittiness is going.

And no sign of exiting material.

Sigh.

Means I might have to walk AGAIN to get thirsty enough to drink.

Actually, I’m feeling churning – albeit minor – in the gut area. Hmmm. Maybe things are moving.

Crass. I am the Queen of it. Next time someone jumps my ass about saying someone else is crass… well, I know crass when I see it because I am queen of it.

Okay MAN CANDY MONDAY! Finally!!!

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and of course…

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I wonder if this stuff would mix better with Diet Dr Pepper???

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naaaaaaaaaaaaaah

SHIT! It’s what’s for breakfast.

25 Monday Jul 2016

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Okay, so I’m doing the whole tube up the ass, The Over 50 Procedure thing because I’m considered ‘high risk’. This is the second try. The first try – a month ago – was a failure because I couldn’t get the gallon jug of nauseating crap down no matter how hard I tried. I told them then that that was their ONE chance, but my doctor, the Tube Up The Butt doc, my Gyn – YES My GYN! – my parents, my son, and my boyfriend have guilted me into a 2nd attempt. Which will take place tomorrow morning. I’ve been given 2 little 6 ounce bottles and told, this tastes much better than the stuff you could keep down. Try to have all of it down by noon.

OMG! THIS IS NASTIER!!!! It’s like drinking molten metal! I started by mixing one 6 ounce bottle in with Gatorade half and half in a 12 ounce empty glass bottle. Nope. So I started mixing THAT mix with the regular 32 ounce… I have 2 32 ounce bottles that I am now mixing together for the FIRST little bottle….  and I’m now mixing the 2nd 32 ounce bottle in with that. I have finished about 25 ounces of the 64 I need to get the original 6 ounces down.

ANd that’s just the first little bottle. I still have another one. It dawned on me about 8 ounces down that I don’t LIKE Gatorade and that’s why I don’t buy it! EEEEP!

My blood sugar has shot up to close to 300. (Edit. It was 300 at 11:30. Right now, it’s 240.) I’m NOT thirsty at all. I’ve decided to go for a walk. It feels like 100 degrees outside. I have my laced bottle of gatorade in the frig and I’m hoping a jaunt around the block will do the trick at least for thirst. I have YET had the need to use the commode. (They told me when it hits, just move a table, my laptop and my kindle into the bathroom and sit. My son, God love him, went out and bought 4 bottles Uncle Herbert’s Diet Lemonade. I”ll be mixing in those when I get back from my walk.

Between 2 and 3 PM, it will hit my body that I’ve had NOTHING solid to eat today. And that’s when the fun will begin.

I know you needed to know all of this. For those of you who stuck through this entire announce that no one really needed to know, there will be Monday Man Candy when I return.

That is if I don’t have to move everything to the bathroom. If that’s the case, there will be Monday Man Candy when I get THAT bit of business done.

Sorry not sorry

24 Sunday Jul 2016

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People are strange.

 

Just a few vacay shots and some long windy ass commentary

23 Saturday Jul 2016

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Spawn is taking FOREVER in converting his pictures. He shot them in RAW format – have NO clue what that means – but converting them down to jpg is taking forever. As a result, of the 400+ pictures he’s taken, so far, he’s converted…

60.

And with the exception of the 2 shots I’ve already posted of me and Suitor (or That Man, as POP!Thorin calls him) what the other 58 are of Cape Canaveral. Some of the Lighthouse – which I’m going to post shortly, but mostly of memorials and buildings – buildings I won’t post because… well… they’re buildings. Rundown, decrepit, not been into in years and years buildings. Okay, I’ve posted a few of the buildings, but not all.

Lots of boring vacation pictures.

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