1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Not really

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2. It’s not the dark I’m afraid of, it’s the things in my path if I get up. Once I was so disoriented, I ended up in my closet! 

3. The person you would never want to meet? Hitler

4. What is your favorite word? uhm…..

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Weeping Willow

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? Dear God, I’m getting old! 

7. What shirt are you wearing?  White Tee

8. What do you label yourself as? Why do we have to label ourselves?

9. Bright room or dark room? Depends. In order to see my keyboard, bright room. For reading and stuff, dark. (Kindle is a paperwhite) 

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Tossing and Turning

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 23

12. Who told you they loved you last? My son

13. Your worst enemy? Oh gee… do I have enemies? I mean, I’m sure I do, I just don’t really know about them.

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone? Strange Question. I like lots of people. Am I in love with someone? No. Am I crushing on someone? Sure.

16. The last song you listened to? There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA ONLY ONE????? The Squad! For starters!

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Again only one? AOC. Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters! 

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? I think y’all know the answer to that and I’m not telling.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) My Smile

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I’d look like me and I’d probably sit around with my hand in my pants. 

22. Do you have a secret talent? Yeah If yes, what is it? Well, it wouldn’t be a secret then, would it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Nothing unique really. Spiders, snakes, something happening to my son.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Ham and swiss with mayo, lettuce and onions and oregano and pepper

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? CLOTHES! MAMA NEEDS NEW SHOES!!!!

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Hawaii!

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? I don’t drink. I don’t like the taste! Screwdriver without the vodka

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No one underage! You must be legal! Epstein didn’t kill himself! 

29. What is your favorite expletive? EFF! 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My laptop and externals! (pictures and stuff are on them!) 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? My marriage. Or my time with my former fiance

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! well, since I’ve been time traveling and sleeping with celebrities, let’s just say I continue that, okay? 

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Jesus

34. What was your last dream about? For the life of me, I cannot remember! 

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? Well shit, I dunno!

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? *coughs* a few times

37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yes

38. What is the color of your socks? I’m barefoot

39. What type of music do you like? Anything but rap and screamo

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunsets because I”m usually already awake

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Vanilla! 

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) None of them! They’re all being pricks right now! I watch sports for sports, NOT for the woke social commentary! 

43. Do you have any scars? Yes

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? Take over the world! 

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My weight

46. Are you reliable? Pretty much

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Does it ever get any better?

48. Do you hold grudges? Not really

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? Good God, that’s wrong! Just wrong! 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? When my son asked me about the facts of life. I bought him a book and told him if he had any questions, ask one of his uncles.

51. Are you a good liar? I don’t know. I tend to be rather honest! 

52. How long could you go without talking? Days if I’m not teaching

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?  I went to a school of cosmetology and the guy curled my hair like a cap! I mean it looked like I had on a cap and there was one row of curls from chin to chin all the way around. It was awful. 

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? yes

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? Yes but I can’t keep them up for long

56. What do you like on your toast? Butter or apple jelly

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? a blueprint of my classroom

58. What would be your dream car? DELOREAN! 

59. Do you sing in the shower? NO! Or do anything unusual in the shower? I WASH! Okay? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens? yes

61. Do you often read your horoscope? I go in swatches

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Z

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? oh Dragons!

64. What do you think about babies? well, if we didn’t have them, the world would come to an end in about 80 years.