I am in a bit of a predicament. Not really. Just trying to show some self restraint.
I was talking to my doctor last Friday and I made the comment that I had no vices – I don’t smoke or drink, I don’t party, go to bars. The few things I do love, I’ve been forced to give up – no more cheesecake, fried chicken, pizza.
Men.
No man will have me. I’m crabby and cranky because I’ve given up cheesecake, fried chicken and pizza.
However, upon second thought, I seem to have replaced those vices with clothes shopping. I don’t NEED anymore clothes. I have a full closet. I’m going to buy another storage container for my out of season clothes to give me more room in my closet.
I’ve gone 17 days without buying any clothes or any shoes. What I have clothing wise is for the most part becoming baggy, but I can survive.
Sadly, the fall things are coming out and I’m drooling. As all of my back orders have come in and I was finally charged for these things (I thought I had been charged for them) my Roaman’s credit card is maxed out.
No worries, I’m making the payments plus some and I’m making the payments on my Care Credit Health Card, and I’m not struggling or straining at the bit. I’m fine.
Except there are these REALLY cute autumn/fall clothes and it dawned on me that you know, as the other two places keep offering me a card with either $10.00 off or 20% off I forget…
Just no. Get thee behind me Satan and DOOOOOOOOOON’T push! I’m trying to show some restraint here.
ManCandy anyone???
No. Not him.
Obviously, a young Dwalin!
Always save the best for last!!!
With me, it’s Amazon, so many bargains, so little time π€
I found all the free places for books so I have so many books I forget what I have and what I want to read. And my PC Kindle – which is basically my library – isn’t very stable and when it crashes, I lose all of my folders (144) and MOST importantly, the folder holding everything I want to read. It sucketh.
But clothes… I LOVE clothes! I LOVE shoes – not like my sister and niece love shoes, but I think at 25 pairs currently,k I am pretty close!
Ooo and I like my men more RAish, nicely muscled, with big feet π
HAHAHA! I definitely prefer my man RA-style. Long and tall… big feet, prominent nose is a turn-on!
*Sigh* still love that nose.
I had to laugh about the first image – that’s German that is written on the cover…
I knew it was German – had no clue what it says. Wouldn’t be shocked if it’s a man’s magazine…. hmmmmmmm…. my bad. Sorry.
Just had a closer look. Um, it actually appears to be a movie poster… Yeah, I think that may be classed as a film for adult men *coughs*. The slogans read “Absolutely Must-See”, “A visual feast for fans of young, luscious lads”, “A gaudy monument. Trashical”. ππππ
TRASHICAL!!!! OH! I have to remember that word!!!!!
I wonder whether there was music involved in that film…
Probably the 80’s porn type music – pow chicka pow wow…
πinvolving lots of feather boas…
yaaaaasssssssssssssssssss
Hand bags, I dread to think how many I have, they have a room of their own. Number One Son tried to tell me I had far too many, so I had to explain it’s rather like the search for the Holy Grail, that perfect bag is out there, somewhere, and with it comes the meaning of life and everything…
I helped a friend from church move a few weeks ago. She had boxes and boxes of handbags! I don’t feel so bad about my gazillion pairs of shoes and pants and tops…
I feel these are very minor vices dear xxxxxx