So all weekend I was bombarded with ‘BIG SALE’ ads in my email for my favorite places and I looked. I really did. And I got a load of catalogs. And I looked. I really did.

And I’m looking and I think – I have that… I don’t need that… I don’t need THAT either… cute, but… nah.

So I’m like – nope not interested.

Clothes, people. Shoes. And I’m not interested???

I need a doctor.