Child: Ms Z? Are you wearing heels?
*looks down at cute suede booties with 1 and a half inch heel*, well, yeah.
Child: Are you sure you want to wear them?
Teacher: When I was in high school, I didn’t wear a shoe unless it had at least a 3 inch heel, so yeah, I want to wear them.
Child: Are you SURE?
Teacher: I have been wearing heels for going on more than 40 years. Why are you so concerned?
Child: Well, we don’t want you to fall down ‘cuz we don’t think we can help you out of the floor….
πππ Oh dear…!
Kids say the darkest things πΌπΌ
They say darndest things, too!