Child: Ms Z? Are you wearing heels?

*looks down at cute suede booties with 1 and a half inch heel*, well, yeah.

Child: Are you sure you want to wear them?

Teacher: When I was in high school, I didn’t wear a shoe unless it had at least a 3 inch heel, so yeah, I want to wear them.

Child: Are you SURE?

Teacher: I have been wearing heels for going on more than 40 years. Why are you so concerned?

Child: Well, we don’t want you to fall down ‘cuz we don’t think we can help you out of the floor….