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Crabbiness

09 Friday Jun 2017

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My blood sugar yesterday was at stupid level. It was down 60 points today, but it’s still up and that means one thing.

I’m a bitch. Right now, I’m a royal bitch, tiara and all. Please. Discuss politics with me. I need something to chew on. Where the eff is my scepter? I could just beat someone.

I haven’t been able to walk since Sunday – thank you rain – so I went today. 100 steps into my walk, my Fitbit logged me out, turned me off and decided I don’t exist so I have to re-register.

No.

I’ve reset my password, and it has my previous walking all there, but my vitals and such are gone and I am NOT in the mood to reset it.

top it off my MP3 player decided it didn’t want to get louder than amazingly stupid soft and I couldn’t get it up until I got home. So here I sit, with my MP3 player still clipped to my sleeve with my music full blast.

bitch. That is my name. I claim it proudly.

Want to know how bitchy I am? I just texted my son to bring me a water. Never mind the frig is less than 10 feet from me and he’s on the other side of the house.

Oh hey….

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Herro Hooman? What you doin’? Aye sowwy aye barfed on yer bed an you hadda strip it but aye loves you an Hers won’t feed me can you talk to Hers an what cha playin’ can aye play aye can be fun aye just sit here until you forgive me….

So Challenge… Day 25 Favorite Character Prop

The easy out would be Thorin’s Oakenshield. And No I’m not talking about some kinky codpiece…

Well don’t you know it’s all about dat ass, ’bout dat ass

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And leather

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it’s all about dat ass

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bout dat ass

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BOUT DAT ASS

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and gloves

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Yep. Ass. Leather. Gloves. I believe all of his characters have one or more of these consistently.

I also suppose now is a bad time to label this NSFW

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Sorry

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I’m going to go back to being bitchy now. Somewhere else. Happy Guy Day!

Challenges

08 Thursday Jun 2017

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Today will be a challenge. It was wet, overcast and after some weeks of ‘decent’ blood glucose readings (130-150’s) my blood sugar this morning has jumped to 268.  I had hoped to be able to deal better with a fish sandwich and a coke at lunch. I”m sure the homemade pot pie didn’t help. More water and an attempt to walk when the rain moves out I guess. It’s just depressing.

Actually, I’d like to just go back to bed.

Signups for the Of Elves and Men Big Bang have been announced. I’ve done a big bang since the conception in 2011 and as much as I hate to admit, I do not have a single bunny. Nothing. Oh, there are the two last installments of His Mine and Ours, but neither one would amount to even a 10K run as a mini-bang. I’m at a total loss.

So, let’s do something nice, shall we? Day 24 of Guylty’s RA challenge.

24 – What character of RA’s do you most identify with?

Unlike yesterday’s shocker, I’m sure…

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This one shouldn’t be.

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Single parent, educator, stressed. I liked Gary a whole more than I wanted to. (And I wanted to like him!) But as I watched his life unfold at the beginning of the movie, I kept thinking – I KNOW how that man feels. I KNOW what he’s thinking. I just… know.

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There’s your feels for the day. I”m going to go lay down on the couch for a while.

 

 

 

 

Day 23

07 Wednesday Jun 2017

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Still rain. Still. We’re pretty well saturated.

And we have a trailer for Sleepwalker. I REALLY want to see this one. Brain on Fire was meh, Pilgrimage I’m not going to be able to stomach, so this one… yeah….

 

Moving right along – Day 23 – What RA character would you like as a fuck buddy.

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Daniel Miller. Fooled you, didn’t I?

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See, I’m old fashioned and I consider a fuck buddy as no strings attached. No settling down. Daniel has a very mobile job where truthfullness about the job department isn’t going to happen. He’s perfect for no strings attached swing from the chandelier monkey sex. Really.

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That nails it.

Day 22

06 Tuesday Jun 2017

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It’s raaaaaaaaaaaaaaainin’ it’s poooooooooooooooooourin’ the old man is….

getting on his rainboots and slicker and umbrella and just battening down the hatches because boy howdy is it just unpretty!

Either way! Have we all acquired Brain on Fire? Hmmmm mmmm. I didn’t care for the book and i’m eyeballing the movie as…. do I REALLY want to watch it or just file it in my RA stash?

Regardless…. we have reached Day 22 – the character you’d want as a drinking buddy!

This is a no -brainer!

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The dwarfs are party happy and you know as King of the Dwarves, ole Thorin is just the life of, right?

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Believe or believe it, I had a second name come to mind as a drinking buddy…

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I think Guy enjoys a good time on occasion.

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although I don’t think he enjoys his party so much with Vaisey around

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Things seem to happen when he drinks with Vaisey…

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Am I right or am I right?

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And yet another challenge entry!

05 Monday Jun 2017

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Day 21 and welcome to a very humid, needs to rain day on the Georgia coast! My kitchen is slated to be cleaned today, I intend to finish a 6 foot bookcase today as well and fill that bastard with books, what else?

And I have another entry for Guylty’s challenge – oh that which everyone else has finished but me! Huzzah!

Day 21 – What is your level of obsession with RA? Rate from Secret Admirer to Panty Sniffer.

Are you shitting me? You know the answer to this can vary from person in question (me) to outside observer (y’all)

Well I can be real honest and tell you right this second I am NOT a secret admirer! Anyone who shares space with me on most social media knows that! SHOOT! My students will tell you I am NOT  secret admirer! Nothin’ secret ’bout dat! As my youngers will tell you ‘He’s Ms. Zee’s fantasy boyfriend. Fantasy as in make-believe. Just go with it.’ Or for the even youngers, when smacked with the intel that there are all these… characters…. Guy of Gisborne, Thorin, John Proctor, Gary Fuller, etc… The question ends up being – ‘Ms Zee? How many future husbands you have?’

So no. Not secret.

As for HOW obsessive, honestly I don’t think I”m THAT obsessive. I have people in my circle who are the same as me and I think they’re pretty sane, and I”m sure there are people outside of my circle that think I’m extremely obssessed and they can kiss my hairy, unwashed lily-white rebel ass.

So I suppose my best bet is to compare RA to my previous Celebrity Crushes. My previous celebrity crushes (there have been 3) were NOT my favorite actor. I crushed on them because in the case of 2, they were pretty and the case of the third, he did something for me personally (several times) that made my day. And week and year. And yes, this would be something one on one, face to face, and it didn’t involve the removal of any clothing.

Although, I must admit Karl Urban is not only pretty, but rather talented. And no, he’s not the one. I felt guilty perving on him because at the time he was happily married and had young children.

So how obsessed am I? I watched 6 episodes of a show 3 seasons in that I had blacklisted because the subject matter until then disgusted me. I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch Pilgrimage, but at some point… I watched a television show that I knew the answer to the question by the 2nd episode and had no interest in following through, but I did and I’m glad I did. I’ve watched, rewatched, torn apart for character purposes, the campiest television show I think I’ve ever watched. How on earth did that show last 3 seasons? I mean I’m sure EVERYONE was rooting for the bad guy to win  I have shrineage placed not only in my home but at work. My kids know who this man is. My former suitor laughed about wallpaper. POP!Thorin goes places with me and I have an entire shelf on my dvd shelves dedictated simply to Him.

So you tell me, how obsessed am I?

On second hand, don’t. Have some Richard.

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PS – I don’t sniff ANYONE’s panties… or boxers…

Well

05 Monday Jun 2017

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remember when we had THIS???

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Well, it looks like we’re going to have a repeat…. for 4 days!!!

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I think we have better than a 20% chance tonight!

At least I should be able to do some writing and finish building that 6 foot bookcase….

 

Zee reads! For real! And RA Challenges and Guy Day!

02 Friday Jun 2017

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In which I prattle about a lot of things and post a lot of pictures because I’ve not really posted in 3 weeks or so

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