in a music classroom somewhere on the southern coast of the US.

Classroom of 6 year olds (1st grade) are lining up at the end of class.

Little Boy: *slides up next to teacher and starts petting her arm. “You are so soft!”

2nd Little Boy: *grabs other arm* – Yes you are! You are so soft! *looks at a little girl* “Come see. She’s soft!”

Little girl grabs teacher around the waist and leans in. “You’re my pillow! I love you!”

Which of course made up for the next 2 classes that were largely made up of short Hell’s Angels.