Every morning, there are rituals to be observed. Every. Morning.

I get up, I open my bedroom door to have both cats fall in at my feet, crying because it’s breakfast time and I’m late. It doesn’t matter how early I am, I am still late. So I feed them, I have breakfast and take meds and while I’m having breakfast, there is email to check.

And it NEVER fails, there are ad posts from catalogs  I’ve purchased from… and I know immediately that regardless, there is going to be a free give-a-way of a tote bag if I buy just 25.00 of items with free shipping.

I have a SHIT load of totes and carry alls already. My purple luggage is a 3 piece, I have a blue gingham checked suitcase with a matching tote, I have a 6 piece set from the 1960’s I bought at a garage sale,  and then at least 9 or 10 tote bags, cosmetic bags, a 3 piece animal print cosmetic set, beach totes, denim totes, hot pink tote that matches my knitting needles roll kit….

 

no-hell-no

I have totes I do NOT need anoth—— OHMYGAWD! That is just the CUTEST tote. Look, it has a palm tree on it!

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I might need help.

Have some Richard.

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EDIT: ZOMG Woman Within has a three piece pink starfish tote set free with 25.00 order… and their tees and capris are on sale…. I see a Richard Marathon coming on….

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