FFBF: So what are you doing today?
Me: Wouldn’t you like to know!!!! Hang on a few minutes and I’ll send you pictures!
FFBF: Oh??? (mentions something that I won’t share)
Me: Well, let’s just say I’m getting wet!
Look at your own risk.
Me: Did you even LOOK at the picture???
FFBF: You think I’m surprised?? I KNOW You, this is classic ‘Zee’… Oh. Please promise me not to lift or move anything heavy this weekend. They won’t believe you being out 2 Mondays in a row.
Truth is folks, they expect me to be out the Monday after next. Won’t happen…