Attention: This is an emergency. STOP what you are doing, get a mop, a towel, something absorbent to sit on. Remove all food and drink from your computer area. Make sure there are no small children, animals, or sensitive men folk in the vicinity. If you are in a public place, prepare yourself.

That cannot wait. Stolen shamelessly I admit….

I have not SEEN this show and while I have the books – in print form and in ebook format, I’ve not… read them. Forgive me. I will rectify this situation as soon as possible.


You may now return to your regular scheduled programming.