And yet another month in which reading a lot was NOT an option. Trying to obtain a roof over my head has become… well priority #1. I raised some funds, to which I’m extremely grateful and thankful for, but I fear I’m going to run short come the last week of August.

ANYHOO!!!!

I DID manage to read some..

Divergent

Insurgent

Allegiant

The Transfer

Fills my trilogy, blue cover, and author under 30. YAy! Go me!

I LIKED the first book. I did. Despite the fact that it was about teenagers doing adult things, (the heroes were 16 and 18) I liked the set up, the knowledge that something was just not right. Dysotopian and Apocalypse I’m good with, really.

Sadly, it went downhill.  About 1/3rd of the way through the 2nd one, I was just… shaking my head and the 3rd? If it wasn’t my kindle, I would have thrown it across the room. I honestly felt the rug had been yanked from under all of us. It was all a big set up. You spend so much time as a reader, getting involved and empathizing with the characters and then…. meh!

The Transfer is a novella, read it in under 30 minutes. Just back story for the 18 year old hero. Figured, why not?

death in venice

I cheated. It was an audio book and there was more pre-stuff at the beginning than anything else. Not my normal cup of literature.

E L James - [FIFTY SHADES TRILOGY 01] - Fifty Shades of Grey (v5.0)

I went ahead and finished it. Why put up with anymore pain??? I WISH I had read THIS version…

cover

Really. THAT would have been much more enjoyable! Fills several slots as well – A book with bad reviews, a book you started but didn’t finish. I’m not going to attempt – a book everyone has read. Please.

What can I say that has not been said before?

nothing. I have nothing to add. Horribly written, the author is seriously in need of a thesaurus and needs better writing skills. Someone should fire her editor, fire the person who decided to publish this. This book is proof one should research their subject. I am submissive. I would run from Christian Gray. Really. Run for the hills. There are two more after this. I don’t care. She probably marries the idiot.

It’s completely unbelievable! What college student in this day and age doesn’t have a laptop, or at the very least, some sort of electronic with internet capability???? An email address???? It wasn’t even funny. It should have been a joke, it IS a joke, a very bad bad poorly written joke!

I am offended this woman has made a ton of money and is having this piece of shit filmed, giving her a bigger head than she already has. We are rewarding talentless hacks! Of all the wonderful fanfiction out there, all the talent, we have THIS to represent us! Small wonder the fanfic world has so little respect!

People are allowing their children to read this. Why? My Leather-clad Muse informed me if I EVER used the term ‘Inner Goddess’, he was packing up his fuzzy handcuffs and flogger and leaving my fat ass.

Here’s to hoping that once school starts, things will quieten down and I can read… and write. Preferably read something BETTER than this piece of crap.

  1. A book you own but haven’t read
      1. The Husband’s Secret
      2. Urban and the Shed Crew
      3. Loose Ends
      4. Maids of Misfortune
      5. Ted Saves the World
      6. The winter witch
      7. Uneasy Spirits
      8. Animal Farm
      9. Warrior’s Game

I think it’s safe to say, I own ALL the books listed – except the one I get from the library!!!

  1. A book was made into a movie
    1. Urban and the Shed Crew
    2. Red Dragon
    3. 50 Shades of Grey
    4. Divergent
    5. Insurgent
  1. A book you picked solely because of the cover
    1. Warrior’s Game
  1. A book your friend loves
    1. Emma and Otto and Russell and James
  1. A book published this year
    1. You only love twice
    2. Sweet Child o’mine
    3. Luscious
  1. A book by an author you’ve never read before
    1. Bernard Hare – Urban and the Shed Crew
    2. Loose Ends Terri Reid
    3. Maids of Misfortune – Louisa Locke
    4. Ted Saves the World – Bryan Cohen
    5. Warrior’s Game – Denise Domning
    6. Shadows of the Night – Jane Finnis
    7. One Knight – Samantha Holt
    8. Veronica Roth
  1. A book by an author you love
    1. All of the Lexi Blakes!
  1. A book with a color in the title
    1. 50 Shades of Silver Hair
    2. 50 Shades of Red Riding Hood
    3. Red Dragon
  1. A book at the bottom of you’re to be read pile
    1. Warrior’s Game
  1. A book set somewhere you’ve always wanted to visit
    1. Dungeon Games. It’s based in London, although a lot of it takes place in Europe as well
    2. Warrior’s Game – England
    3. Spirit of the night
    4. Death In Venice
  1. A book you started but never finished

1. 50 Shades of Grey

  1. A book with a lion, a witch or a wardrobe

    1. The Winter Witch

  1. A book with a female heroine
    1. Good Tidings
    2. Loose Ends
    3. Maids of Misfortune
    4. Uneasy Spirits
    5. The Winter Witch
    6. Warrior’s Game
    7. Shadows in the night
    8. Summer
    9. Divergent/Insurgent/Allegent
  2. A book set in the summer
    1. Maids of Misfortune
    2. Shadows in the night
    3. Summer
  1. A book of poems
    1. Letter to a girl from her own self
  1. A book you learned about because of this challenge
    1. Emma and Otto and Russell and James
  1. A book that will make you smarter
    1. We are absolutely not okay
    2. urban and the shed crew
  1. A book with a Blue cover

1. Divergent

  1. A book you were supposed to read in school but didn’t
    1. Animal Farm
  1. A book everyone but you has read
  1. A book with a great first line

    1. The Winter Witch (Does the spider consider herself beautiful?)

  1. A book with pictures or a graphic novel
      1. Wandering Koala challenges the Scientific Method
      2. Wandering Koala rides the Phantom Coach part 1
  1. a book from the library
    1. The Red Dragon
  1. A book you loved… read it again!
    1. The Dom Who Loved Me
    2. A Dom is Forever – and the rest of the Lexi Blake books
    3. God on A Harley
    4. Dungeon Royale
  1. A book that is more than 10 years old
    1. God On a Harley
    2. Animal Farm
    3. Urban and the Shed Crew
    4. Red Dragon
    5. Death In Venice
  1. A book based on a true story
    1. Urban and the Shed crew
    2. No, we are NOT okay!
  1. A book you’ve been meaning to read
  1. A book in a genre you don’t typically read
    1. Urban and the Shed Crew
    2. The Koala graphic novels
    3. Death in Venice
  1. A book from your childhood
  1. A book your mom loves
  1. A book that was originally written in a different language
    1. Death In Venice
  1. A book recommended by someone with great taste
    1. Emma and Otto and Russell and James
  1. A book that’s currently on the bestseller list
  1. A book with more than 500 pages
  1. A classic romance
  1. A book with a number in the title
      1. 50 Shades of Silver Hair
      2. 50 Shades of Little Red Riding Hood
  1. A book written by someone under 30

1. veronica Roth – Divergent

  1. A book with non human characters
    1. Animal farm
  1. a funny book
  1. a book by a female author
    1. Lexi Blake – Masters and Mercenary Series
    2. Louisa Locke – Uneasy Spirits, Maids of Misfortune
    3. Teri Reid – The Mary O’Reilly Series
    4. Paula Brackston – The Winter Witch
    5. Denise Domning – The Warrior’s Game
    6. Kimberly Dean – Courting Jealousy
    7. Jane Finnis – Shadows in the Night

8. Veronica Roth – Divergent trilogy

  1. a mystery or thriller
    1. Uneasy Spirits
    2. Maids of Misfortune
    3. Loose Ends
    4. Final Call
    5. Good Tidings
    6. Shadows in the night
  2. a book with a one-word title
      1. Sanctum
      2. UnConditional
      3. Cherished
      4. Luscious
      5. Divergent
      6. Insurgent
      7. Allegiant
  1. a book of short stories
    1. We are absolutely not okay
  1. A book set in a different country
    1. Urban and the Shed Crew
    2. Animal Farm
    3. Dungeon Games
    4. Warrior’s Game
    5. The Winter Witch
    6. The Warrior’s game
    7. Emma and Otto and Russell and James
    8. Shadows in the night
  1. a nonfiction book
    1. Urban and the Shed Crew
    2. We are absolutely not okay
  1. a popular author’s first book
  1. a book from an author you love that you haven’t read yet
      1. You only love twice
  1. a pulitzer prize-winning book
  1. a book based on a true story
    1. Urban and the Shed Crew
  1. a book that scares you
    1. Urban and the Shed Crew
    2. The Red Dragon
    3. Divergent Trilogy (I can so see this happening)
  1. a book more than 100 years old
    1. A Death in Venice
  2. A memoir
    1. Urban and the Shed Crew
  1. a book you can finish in a day
    1. 50 Shades of Silver Hair
    2. 50 Shades of Red Riding Hood
    3. Animal Farm
    4. Sanctum
    5. Unconditional
    6. Ted Saves the World
    7. Sleeping chez Sade
    8. Cherished
    9. Sweet Child O Mine
    10. One knight
    11. Courting Jealousy
  1. a book with antonyms in the title
  2. A book that came out the year you were born
  3. a book with bad reviews

1. 50 Shades of Gray

  1. a trilogy
    1. The Divergent Trilogy
  2. A book with a love triangle
    1. The Men with the Golden Cuffs
    2. Etta and Otto and Russell and James
  3. A book set in high school
    1. Ted saves the world
    2. We are absolutely NOT okay
  4. A book that made you cry
    1. Sleeping chez Shade – Cleo Peitsche
    2. Emma and Otto and Russell and James
    3. The Red Dragon
    4. Allegience
  1. A book with magic
      1. The Winter Witch
  1. A book that takes place in your hometown
  2. A book written by an author with your same initials
  3. A book set during Christmas
  4. A play
  5. A banned book
    1. Animal Farm
  6. A book based on or turned into a TV Show
    1. The Red Dragon (Hannibal)
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