What’s gives you that idea?
Well, you’re packing. And I don’t mean heat!
You’re right. I am packing.
You are seriously packing. Not just for a day….
You’re right, Thorin.
You’re even packing business clothes.
I plan to be gone a few days. We’re heading to the coast, so we plan to make a few days of it.
Me and Spawn.
Oh. Must be a serious business trip, business clothes, more than one suitcase…you’re taking jewelry?
This is NOT mithril! And what is this?
Those are my Cornelia Marie and Time Bandit hearts. In case we go somewhere for dinner.
Ah, this ‘we’ again. If you wish jewelry, I have an entire mountain…
I’ll keep that in mind, Thorin.
This is… pink…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! TWO OF THEM!
Sheesh. They smell nice.
Well, as this is a serious. You’re packing the kindle.
Never go without it. Also the charger.
Have you packed your meds?
Oh. What about your carb tabs? Your blood sugar crashes too easily-
Your blood glucose meter?
You know, this looks JUST like your flash drive case!
Don’t you trust me?
Trust no one. Your inha-
You’re taking HIM?
AH! My arch-nemesis! We meet again! I’ll bet you’re taking HIM too!
No. POP!Thorout isn’t going!
You know, you’ve been quite mean! Just because I like to crawl a round the externals, you moved me to the bookshelf and I’ve spent months on your night stand, by your mug and books-
Where we read together every night.
I even read the dirty parts to you.
Yesssssssssssssssssss….Great Mahal! What is all of this???
It’s my knitting bag, Thorin.
Badly, but I enjoy it.
Dear Mahal, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! I can’t see over the edge!
I”m drowning in yarn! Why do you need all this?
I plan to be gone through Tuesday and if Spawn drives or if I’m up late, I’ll have something to do.
I’ll give you something to do! Wanna play with my sword???
You are incorrigible.
What weapons of mass destruction are these?
Those are knitting needles, Thorin.
Don’t tell Thranduil! He is completely enamored of shiny, pointy things! He thinks he has to have everything.
Perish the thought.
So… I was thinking…
There is room for me! I can sneak in right here! Keep your health sundries safe from evil luggage orcs!
Are you sure I can’t go? Surely I can stay with the-
Thorin. Get down from there. I’ll bet you drove your mother nuts.
My mother did not have nuts. She was female! How truly insulting.
Mahal’s Balls! Look at all this luggage! Just for… what? 3 days? This doesn’t include your computer, which I know you’re bringing as well! WOMEN! I packed less when I took The Company to take back The Lonely Mountain! Can you imagine if we had taken Dis or any of the wives with us? WAGONS! HO! We’d have never made it!
I wanna go!
Roadtrip, buddy! Just don’t…
Great! Shut the door, crank this sucker and let’s go! Do you have tunes? I hope you packed some tunes! Any Dwarven Heavy Metal? Dwarven Chants? No Elf Music! I can’t cope. That stuff puts me to sleep.
Are we there yet?
Yes, I’m going on a business trip. Yes, I’ll be gone through Tuesday. We’re going to coast. And yes Spawn is going with me, we hope to do some beach combing this time and hope this trip is successful.
And yes, He’s going with me. I hope I survive…