So I’ve been nominated – TAKE TWO!

For a Zeepster Award… but I’m already THE Zeepster, so we’ll take it as a Liebster Award. Basically, I have been loved on and am to spread the blog love back.

Okay, that’s a lie. I have to answer INVASIVE QUESTIONS and then tag 5 to 11 people with fewer followers than the population of China and ask them invasive questions as well.

You WILL respect my Authoritie! *slaps on rubber gloves* Although why anyone wants to know anything about yours truly is simply beyond me. Cracks Knuckles Let’s get this party started!!! Firs off, thank you OH SO VERY MUCH Funky Blue Dandelion – who can be found here… http://jazzbaby1.wordpress.com/2014/12/31/some-haushalt/  May your roots never be yanked and may the weedkiller sprayed by your gardener NEVER reach your corner of sunshine. I initially started this at 3:00 but I effed it up and now it’s 3:32… you’ll see why this is important in a few minutes…

1. Beatles or Rolling Stones?

2. What was your Richard Armitage gateway drug role?  3. What’s your favorite Richard Armitage role? Oh, like THAT”S hard… I mean, I’m sure it’s hard… I mean… ahem…  

4. What’s your favorite picture of Richard Armitage? Well, there is the one he and I took in the privacy of our bed on Christmas while reclining under the mistletoe… (I didn’t think you’d believe it, but it was worth a try!) Only one? Surely you jest! Including the ones above…

(I have given up all hope ever seeing this) His selfies will be the death of me.

5. What song would you like to hear in a fanvid? Any particular scenario? I think that would be an interesting concept

6. Coffee or tea? 7. If you could have dinner with any two people living or dead who would they be and why those two? Jesus Christ. We have a LOT to talk about. (No really, I’m talking about The Lord God) and THIS Goober. I like to watch him chew.

either him or my son – who I have dinner with all the time and we have amazing conversations. I’m blessed he likes to hang with me.

8. What book are you reading right now?

9. If a train leaves the station travelling east at 50 MPH and another leaves fifteen minutes later travelling west at 55 MPH how long till I start crying because I hate word problems? I was in tears after the word ‘Train’ 10. Fili or Kili?

I have lewd thoughts about what those mustache braids would be good for.

11. How long did it take you to answer these questions? TO EFFING LONG! (an hour and 10 minutes if you count that one I effed up. A little over 30 minutes for the updated and correct set!) So now, I tag you lovely people. Shall we get started?

ALL OF YOU! I’m tagging ALL of you!!! I’m as original as DIRT!!!! If you’ve EVER responded to me on this blog, your RA-happy butt has been tapped! Don’t make me go through my list and point you out and embarrass your ass, got it? And YOUR questions… shit I forgot about that.

1) What do you love more – RA or scrubbing the tile for mold.

2) LEAST favorite RA character – please go into excruciatingly painful detail and use many pictures and other miscellaneous graphics.

3) LEAST favorite RA picture – please go into excruciatingly painful detail and use many pictures and other miscellaneous graphics.

4) A book character you’d like to see RA do

5) A gift you regifted (and how quickly and why?)

6) Balin or Oin?

7) Which Dwarf do you think would win the most luxurious mane contest – NOT INCLUDING THORIN~!

8) Do you REALLY want to see the Sil done in movie(s)

9) An RA character you would like to take home and make your own for real. I mean, be realistic!

10) Mozart or Haydn or Beethoven? (Cross your eyes if you can’t tell the difference)

11) Your New Year’s Resolution list There. Go ye forth and be loved and spread love. Don’t spread germs or cooties. That’s not cool.